Love this guy

Poet and storyteller Pat Ingoldsby
Signs books and recites his stuff in Howth Harbour :)

Acute young business man dark-suited till it hurts
burst into the Gents toilet talking urgently
into his hand-held anxiety link -

"Yes Yes I'm not disputing that -
he does it all the time -
I want a decision and I want it now."

Executive farts exploded behind toilet doors.
He didn't notice he just kept talking
high-speed opening his zip
speeding into his wee-wee
race race racing
panic pissing
whizzing up his zip
hurry hurry
losing time
losing money
still talkin
"Yes Yes Yes"
at one and the same time
washing his hands straightening his hair
dialling a number twitching his face filling the place
with heart-thumping head bursting finger-tingling tense
tense tension which stressed him out the door and eagerly
flung him head-first into the addictive arms of another crisis.