Would this work? Water/milk/butter/MICROWAVE?

Hello all.

I'm in a position right now that I can't smoke in the house that I'm living at, and I don't really have the option to step outside to smoke either. I work 2nd shift and all the other people in the house are day people which means that I spend a lot of time bored as hell late at night alone in the house wishing I could get baked.

Anyways, I was thinking. There is a secluded microwave in the basement. We only have skim milk so I was thinking of adding some butter to it to add some fat to the milk and.. say.. equal amounts of water and milk with a pat of butter in a microwaveable cup or glass. Grind up a bowl's worth of MJ really fine and put it into the milk/water/butter and microwave the hell out of it. I know with the nature of milk and microwaving that I'll have to watch it carefully and stop the microwave when the whole thing starts to bubble/boil over.

Then after a while I'd run it through a coffee filter, add some chocolate syrup for taste, and consume it.

Would it work? Would the microwaving process make the place reek like weed? It's pretty decent weed (grape romulan I am told) but definitely not the one hit ****.

I think it may work... probably it wont be much efficient, but if you drink it with an empty stomach you may get reasonably high.

Heating weed in the microwave does make a bit of smell, but its very different from the burnt weed smell (tha one which is very easily noticeable and recognizable)... im pretty sure the microwaved weeds smell only can be recognized by smokers...

Anyway... i think milk and fat can be a bit messy in the microwave... if you have some cheese and bread/crackers, make firecrackers... just put the finely ground weed between two (or more) large slices of cheese, put them between two (or more) slices of bread (or crackers) and heat them until the cheese melt.

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Well eff it, I went ahead and did it. There was an aroma of weed from the mixture, but it was more the aroma of unsmoked weed than the more familiarly recognizable smell of pot smoke. And it wasn't a very strong smell. Easily covered up by simply microwaving my dinner right after microwaving the mixture. The smell released was much MUCH less than it would have been if I'd smoked it, even if I had exhaled through a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets.

I microwaved the mixture probably a total of ten minutes, but kept having to stop & restart the microwave when the bowl I nuked it all in started to boil over.

The coffee filter didn't work so well, as it would have taken way too long to filter through all the liquid. I ended up poking a few holes in the bottom of it and getting some weedies in my drink, but I'm not a squeamish person so that's ok.

The butter I put in stayed separated from the milk and it did take on a nice greenish hue. The milk seemed to also, but not as much. I added chocolate syrup just before drinking and it tasted like chocolate milk with little debris in it.

Possible problems:
Skim milk - THC is fat soluble and skim milk has the least amount of fat in it as compared to other milks.
"butter" - I'm not sure it was real butter, thus, might not have been as fatty as I'd hoped.
butter/milk separation - The "butter" took on a nice greenish hue - a good sign, but it separated from the milk and floated on top. I'm afraid when it got close to finishing filtering through the coffee filter that the butter didn't go through and just kind of stayed on top of the filter and didn't make it down into the drink.

I just drank it, I will post results later.

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Originally Posted by Coelho

Anyway... i think milk and fat can be a bit messy in the microwave... if you have some cheese and bread/crackers, make firecrackers... just put the finely ground weed between two (or more) large slices of cheese, put them between two (or more) slices of bread (or crackers) and heat them until the cheese melt.

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Does that get the weed hot enough to release the THC? I'll probably try this next if I'm not high in an hour.

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Originally Posted by MaryJaneMonkey

get a vape my friend. I would recommend purple-days.com

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I thought about this but I had a friend tell me that smoking with a vape still stinks like weed.

My wife and I are living with her parents for a few months and they don't smoke anything, so I know their sense of smell is ten times better than mine.

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Originally Posted by omnivus

Does that get the weed hot enough to release the THC? I'll probably try this next if I'm not high in an hour.

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Well... eating weed takes at least one hour to start to kick in... the usual time is some 2-3 hours until you notice youre actually high...

And making firecrackers with cheese usually works... so at least some THC is released.

One thing that makes a LOT of difference is how finely ground the weed is... as finer, better are the results.
When i make weed edibles, i always dry the weed in the microwave before grinding it, as it makes it far easier to grind, and allows it to be more finely ground. I put the weed in a dish, put a bit of water on it, just enough to wet the weed a bit, and then microwave it until the water dries and the weed get dry and crunchy. Just be careful to dont let the weed too much time in the microwave after the water dries out, because it may catch fire... in the microwave i use, usually some 30secs-1min after the water evaporated is enough to dry completly the weed.

Vaporization barely smells at all... and the smell is a completely different one. If you vaporize in your basement, your parents or in-laws would not know anything. Microwaving weed tastes pretty bad as well. :jointsmile:

10 bucks says he gets lost in a black hole and will never post again. :wtf: