Test in 15 hours!!!!

Okay guys/girls let me first off call myself an ignorant, immature, and nieve moron... and any help you give me which I obviously don't deserve, I will extremely Appreciate and will hook you up if your ever in miami.. (trust me I tell no lies)

Now that that is out of the way: I have a bit of a problem, and I figured this was the best place to seek advice..

I found a certified letter from my probation office 2 days ago in my mailbox, and did something pretty stupid. When I saw that it was in my mailbox I freaked out because the mail was about a week old.. So while outside washing my car I saw the mail lady and gave it back to her and said it shouldn't have been in there and asked her to redeliver it.. (not realizing I could sign the certified part whenever I felt like it and give it back to her at my leisure)

SO NOW TO THE PROBLEM:
I party pretty hard, but I have been on probation for over 5 months without an incident. (knocks on wood) BUT this past saturday I went out with some "friends" and after a ball (between 2 people) and a half bottle of whiskey I ended up taking a rip from my old roor icemaster.. :wtf:

So I'm 6'0" 140lbs. with 3.4% body fat, very fast metabolism, male, 19 years old. I took one rip from a 2 foot bong on saturday night and I have a test tomorrow at 1 p.m.

Since monday I have drank around 11 liters of water each day, ran 12 miles, taken 16 aspirin, and taken 7,500mg of niacin total.. Aside from almost killing my self trying to detox, what should I do?

I'm going to wake up tomorrow, drink Vale 4x and another gallon of water and some gatorade.. I realize most of what I'm trying are myths, but what the hell, I'm desperate..

What else can I take/do?

well first of all CHILL OUT ...u took that much niacin??? thats CRAZY ...


ok...so how much had u smoked before that bong rip?? where u clean before then??

Smoked a half J about 2 months before this weekend and nothing for 4 months before that.. back when I was in my prime, a little less than a year ago I was going through an E a day with my brother..

Also I haven't eaten anything other than Sun Chips and salsa today because I'm trying to avoid anything with fat.. I've also killed the exercise to avoid pissing out any muscle or fat tomorrow on the test.. Also killed the Niacine as of this afternoon to avoid them noticing the elevated amounts..

If I can avoid sleeping tonight and just drink water till tomorrow afternoon.. would that be advisable to avoid raising my THC levels while I sleep?

My plan right now is to:
1. Stay up through the night (my gf's helping me out with that)
2. Continue to drink water and take aspirin
3. Drink the Vale 4x Solution at 8 a.m. (I know it's a hoax, but w/e)
4. Drink a gallon of water after the Vale
5. Piss around 4 times before the test
6. Take the test at a clinic rather that Quest or LabCorp (it's my choice and I'm guessing a clinic is less precise)
7. Don't know whether to take and B vitamins? (don't want them to suspect tampering)
8. Drink a Gatorade 30 minutes before the test to replenish electrolytes?
9. Take the test at between 12 and 1 pm..
10. Piss midstream
11. Reserve a ticket to Prague in case the test goes poorly.. :thumbsup: (jail sucks)

How does it sound?

Stigma....now you are taking my words. CHILL MAN!!!! If all you took was that ONE hit then more then likely you don't have ANY built up....thereforth you are spit spot clean. If you drink that much fluids and the test goes to the lab it will come back WAY diluted (which isn't good with probation). Get up and drink your morning drink as usual. Then about an hour before test drink approx 20oz to push the urge to pee.

heh...its all good...just dont worry so much OP... u are freaking out WAAY Too much...that stress isnt good for u man :jointsmile: ...im not saying to take a ua lightly..but there is no reason at all that u should be staying up all night just to make sure your pee is watered down...


be awake by 9 am and start diluting then..that will give u PLENTY of time...but like knotme said if u dilute TOO much its gonna look fishy

LOLZ me and my girlfriend were "waiting" for you guys to reply.. It was a good excuse for me to be lazy tonight haha I was like "baby! I'm not supposed to exercise too much.. that means you need to be a top" I bought one of those $30 take home tests from walgreens a little while ago and took it (the second line was like realllllyyyy faint, but it was there..) so I'm assuming that as long as I don't take the test in the morning I should be str8?

Stigma I truly do appreciate your help.. I hate to be one of "those people" whose first post on the forum is a huge problem they need help with..

I've been on here for years, just never joined, but hopefully I'll make it through this and be back on here tomorrow..

Hopefully in about 7 months you guys will be seeing A LOT more of me.. :smokebong:


I'm gonna have to come back on here to tell you guys how I got nailed.. its a pretty damn funny story...:jointsmile:

if u saw the line yer clear man... all that worryin for nothin :D


its all good though...its always better to be safe than sorry...

Ohhh MAN lol you guys should see what that vale stuff did to my piss..
I went in there for the test and saved midstream and when the lady held the cup up to the light it practically glowed in the dark!
I swear it was brighter than yellow Gatorade, almost glowing green!!

They didn't test it on site, it went straight out to a lab... Is that bad?

I know the idiots at the doctors office won't notice that you were trying to detox and dilute.. but will a lab pick that up right away?

Labs are very good about picking up diluted samples by means of testing specific gravity levels as well as creatine levels. If them 2 items fall below "acceptable" range then it is classified as a diluted sample. You might be at risk for that since you didn't load up on creatine. The drink may had helped the specific gravity levels but I'm not totally sure on that. I just hope that you didn't get drastic and pound the water/gatorade and lowered the levels even more. With your history you really didn't need much to pass. Keep us posted........