Please help Need prostetic pinis for urinator or a wizzonator fast for a UA on Dec 22

I have a strong feeling i am going to have to drop a UA for Probation on the 22 and since I cant find a wizzonator (white) im going to get a urinator but im worried he might see the hose since there will be a mirror in front of me, if i fail one more UA im going to prison for five years. I need to know where i can buy a realistic prostetic pinis to put over the hose of The Urinater, or even better tell me where I can buy a Wizzonator (white). Im not going to stop smoking pot because its my body, but if i get ccaught again im going to miss the holidays. please help me out i have so i can rush order it and stay free.

try ebay

So you would rather go to prison then stop smoking weed for a little while. :thumbsup:

Sounds like a smart idea

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Originally Posted by LolaGal

try ebay

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TYVM, i thought i checked ebay already. But aparently i didnt, ur a life saver.

~~~~~Shaking My Head On This One~~~~~ I better leave this one alone

Go to a sex shop and buy a strap on dildo and cut a whole through it or something man. Theres plenty of places to get a fake penis haha.

In light of these recent news articles, it appears the death-knell has been sounded for the Whizzinator:

'Whizzinator' makers to plead guilty

BBC NEWS | Americas | Men guilty over fake penis scam