TestPURE Help

i've seen testpure advertised in some stores for as low as $25 (under 200lbs.) i am only about 160lb so i dont need the XXL or whatever it is. anyways, i picked the 16oz bottle up last night for $42.75 at a head shop, whatever, i heard it works, im on probation i cannot fail. so be it

anyways, i didnt smoke saturday, sunday, or monday, test scheduled for today anytime at the court building downtown. someone watches through a two-sided mirror so substitution is not an option for me.

so i didnt smoke for the 3 days before, i drank a lot of water on monday, and when i woke up today at 10:30am i chugged the bottle of testpure. 15 minutes later i filled it with water and drank that. it also said to urinate 2-3 times before the test. I felt like i could piss every 30 minutes from this stuff, so i made sure i went 3 times before i headed downtown, because i smoke about an 8th a day, everyday. as i parked my car and started the long walk, i was going to piss my pants. i got there and the doors were locked, someone yelled "its veterans day" and i turned around and left. i would just have to show up in 2weeks for the next test.... not wanting to waste the $42.75 i stopped at a pipeshop downtown and bought a home-test strip

these test should be easier to beat than the probation lab tests. when i got home i thought i was going to die from holding a piss so long, and when i pissed on the home test strip, not only was my piss completely clear, it also showed up POSITIVE for marijuana

ive tried dilution in the past and have been rejected just because the sample was completely clear. they thought i took the water out of the toilet bowl hahaha, but the temperature measured up, they still rejected it. taking vitamins doesnt always work with color.

how is this possible? i have friends who smoke just as much and even smoked up to the day of their test and passed with test pure, i quit 3days before, followed the directions, didnt really even need to take the test luckily, but still WOULD HAVE failed it. quitting smoking isnt an option so dont bother with that shit, how do you guys pass probation tests while still smoking?

Just goes to show you that magic detox drink potions are a hit/miss deal.

They may work for one time for one person, but not for another person for another time. When they do work, they work via the waterloading factor.

Theyre a big rip-off.

Those who smoke while on probation are either stupid....or smart as hell. You can tell the smart ones by the way they study and practice and study and practice and reading, and.....got the drift? They invested time and engery and money to learn about their own body with and without smoking. There's more then just reading and practicing a time or two. It's a learning experience and life style. The stupid ones know they are playing with fire but fail to make "cheating a test' a life style.

i know that probably 95% of the drinks on the market are just dilution-masking the sample, but i heard that testpure was different. i heard that its what nfl players used to use. other drinks are supposed to flush your system but testpure is said to mask the THC in the piss with vitamins,

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other drinks are supposed to flush your system but testpure is said to mask the THC in the piss with vitamins,

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Pure sales pitch designed to lure in the credulous and the uninformed. These potion peddlers need to spend more time researching how drug testing works and how THC is processed in the human body - and less time trying to promote their snake oil through the use of false info. Because if they had done their research, they would have learned that vitamins are used to add color to the urine - not masking THC metabolites. Color is the least aspect in determining a diluted sample anyway. Even samples with color to them can still fall below the acceptable limits for creatinine and specific gravity.

Its the water consumption involved with the magic potion that "masks" THC metabolites (via diluting the metabolite concentration present in the bladder so the sample tests below the cutoff limit of the drug screen). Testpure is no different from all of the other magic potions.