Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a used female sanitary napkin
Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a used female sanitary napkin
FORT PIERCE ?? A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a ??well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin? Tuesday is facing charges, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday.
Ermith Emonfils, of the 400 block of North 14th Street, was stopped after allegedly walking out of a Walgreens on Orange Avenue without paying for a $29.99 box of Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean cologne. Emonfils also had a bottle of bright green Sinful Colors nail polish and a package of ??extra long? black fake eyelashes.
She pulled what appeared to be a dollar bill from her overalls and tried handing it to an officer, but the officer didn??t take it.
??The woman began speaking strangely and trying to get close to me,? the affidavit states.
Emonfils said, ??Sex? Sex?? while walking toward an officer before she was handcuffed.
As officers put her in a patrol car, she ??grabbed behind her and pointed a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin? at two officers.
??Both officers told her to drop the well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin, but the suspect refused,? the affidavit states. ??I delivered a firm, lawful command to the suspect to drop the object and told her it was gross.?
A female officer eventually put the ??offensive and potentially dangerous biohazard item? in a plastic bag.
Emonfils faces three misdemeanor charges in connection with the incident.
Fort Pierce woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin : St. Lucie County : TCPalm
*Throws up*
Ick! What the hell makes you decide that THAT would be an appropriate weapon?
Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a used female sanitary napkin
:S2: Glen Quagmire would be the only cop to take her up on her offer, she should re-evaluate her judgment about cops sexual mentality. they usually dont have nasty fetishes, otherwise they were gettin laid left n right with all them street workers
Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a used female sanitary napkin
Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a used female sanitary napkin
thats just f-ing wrong. reminds me of the scene in fight club... "you dont know where ive been!"