Man charged with toilet paper assault

Man charged with toilet paper assault

A man used the Charmin on his main squeeze, jabbing his girlfriend in the eye with a roll of toilet paper, prosecutors said.

Richard Bigonzi, 38, was charged with misdemeanor assault after Saturday's domestic dispute in the East 66th Street apartment he shared with Marit Ekeland, 62. "She was drunk," he told cops. "I threw her wine out the window. I'm not saying whether I threw the toilet paper."

Ekeland shot back that Bigonzi was a gold digger.

"I'm where he gets his money," Ekeland told The Post. "I don't have any children. He wants to inherit all my wealth."

TOILET PAPER'S DOUBLE DUTY - New York Post

*sigh*

True love.

so let me get this right, the 38 yo guy is chillin with the 62 yo lady? thats nasty unless its madonna:D

or am i too tired to read?!

LOL

Another great story from Reb:thumbsup:

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