Drank Some Purified Brand

Drank some purified brand stuff , kinda like omni clean .. got the 32 oz ... tastes like shit , and kinda gave me the shits lol but i smoked steadily for 2 years like about a half a day , recently quit a month ago but only went 2 weeks then i smoked again then quit for another 2 weeks then smoked yesterday only to find out i have a piss test for a job in about 15 hours.

i am a small ass dude and dont have to much fat considering im only 125#'s and 5'7 ... sooo yall think its even possible for me to pass?

Anyhtings possible. A pig might even fly out of my ass.:jointsmile:

lol ... shiiiiiitt .. feels like pigs are flying outta my ass with this bullshit drink

i think im bout to just put some piss in a glue bottle and bring it lol ... hopefully that will work

i just dont know , cause i know for this job they actually monitor , which everyone says isnt legal , but for some reason they just dont give a shit lol

yall got any other ideas?

how much did you smoke yesterday?

Check it out homie the glue bottle idea is great. I used it twice ON PROBATION where they damn near hold your rod for you. Ok what I did is as follows: first get some clean piss (obviously) clean the glue bottle out real good it is best to keep hot water in it for at least an hour so it gets all the glue out. Then go to CVS or some place that sells those heat patches they have the shoulder ones for like $3 and it works best cause it is shaped like your bladder area and that part of your body is usually hot also get some tape. Anyways when you are on your way to the place open the patch put it on that area let it get hot (you will feel it) then put the glue bottle between you and the patch and tape the glue bottle to the patch, NOT YOUR SKIN OR HAIR, so that it dont fall when you adjust your pant before the action. the rest is pretty obvious. One word of advice the bottle will make a sound when you stop pushing the piss out cause air gets back in it.