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well today i was watching fight club on tv, and it was the scene where ed norton was beating the shit out of himself in his bosses office. and i decided to beat the shit out of myself, i gave myself one blackish eye and some lumps as well as well as general redness on my face. i was completly sober when i did this, i was just bored and a bad mood, usually im not so impulsive.
anyone else do something retarded lately?
Ten bucks says by tomorrow after this "fight" I'll have done a few stupid things.
I stubbed my toe on a table, got mad, and kicked the table.
I singed my bangs trying to light a bowl.
^^ I bet lots of us know that little "fitz" noise.
Got the incredibles xbox game and a loft bed for my son and everything of that crap i did up his bedroom.Now thats all he talks about ever.I hear loud bangs in there i think he jumps offand tries to be one of them.Shit he can touch the roof the bed is that high. I run in there hes laying on the floor and i asked him what happened and he says nothing.I know he jumps im setting up a camera to catch the bugger.I tell him if i catch him jumping off there i have to take his incredibles stuff away or i say i will call the police to come and talk to you lol the banging stops for about 30 mins lol
lol ermitonto i thought i was the only person thats done that.
another was tell my doctor to fuck off back to India
now that was not nice
Me and my buddy thought there saw a cricket on my bed so I was trying to find some way to catch it so I took the top off of the blank CD thingy and covered it and put a piece of paper underneath it so i could lift it, and it turned out it was a dust bunny from my fan. We were so fucked up. It was great.
another dumb thing was buy something on ebay without asking the postage price.I didnt know it was coming from fuckn Hong Kong was $51 postage nearly passed out lol