The Day of Firsts

wow it is only 1:47 right now here. Check this out, this has been my day so far:

I woke up and called this asian chick Kisha( :D HOT! :D ) who wanted to skip school today and go get drunk and fuck, shwing, to tell her i wasnt coming to school today cause i had a dentist appointment. She said ok cool we'll do it tommorow.
Then i had to go to the dentist for a fucking hour and a half which sucked ballz. after that i could hardly move my lip so i went home. I went over to my dads to get a shot of licquor and his roommate was home.

She gave me to morphine tablets, i didnt know they made them like that, and 2 vicodins whick i grinded up, put in a double shot glass with some russian imported vodka( Kisha's parents import licker cuz their loaded!) then went back home.
I then scraped my 3 pipes and boiled them in 1 1/2 cups of water, which i filtered and dried and then for the first time tried hotkniving, which surprising worked without burning me at all.
so know im sittin here blitzed blazed drunk fucked up and all that shit, sipin on some chronic tea, and i look at the clock and it aint even time for school to get out.

Just like to let that out, even if nobody cares. Anybody ever have a day start so shitty and turn so good like this?

A hot, rich Asian chick who likes to get messed up and fuck?

You got it made!

She got a sister?