Most retarded thing ive ever heard

ok so ya like 4 o clock in the mornin last night im stoned watchin informercials i watch this one on like a dick enlargement thing and then they are talking about it and the chick advertising says that the only way to keep love going for years and years or for the man to be enlarged otherwise love will just die off, this statement imo is the most retarded shit ive heard and pisses me off anyways ya

Yeah, they're trying to scare you into buying their product. And the funny thing is, there is no such thing as a pill or chemical of any kind that has been shown to increase penis size. I just did a litle research and it seems the only possible methods for doing so are surgery (which generally have negative side effects far outweighing any gain) or continuous traction over very long periods of time.

To be honest, my member is on the smaller end of the averange range, but I don't let it bother me. I accept my body for what it is and anyone who can't accept me for who I am can fuck off. If a chick stops loving me because of my penis size, I don't want to be involved with her shallow ass anyways.

lol are those the ron jeremy ones, those used to litter the tv at night

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Yeah, they're trying to scare you into buying their product. And the funny thing is, there is no such thing as a pill or chemical of any kind that has been shown to increase penis size. I just did a litle research and it seems the only possible methods for doing so are surgery (which generally have negative side effects far outweighing any gain) or continuous traction over very long periods of time.

To be honest, my member is on the smaller end of the averange range, but I don't let it bother me. I accept my body for what it is and anyone who can't accept me for who I am can fuck off. If a chick stops loving me because of my penis size, I don't want to be involved with her shallow ass anyways.

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yeah i knwo exactly what you mean dude wow thats like exactly what i tihnk holy shit kinda creepy lol dude....thats really weird ya cuz im on the smaller side and thats what i deciede to at first i was like depressed about it but now imjust like if they dont like it well theres plenty of all women out there that will :D dude you rock \m/

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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420

thats really weird ya cuz im on the smaller side and thats what i deciede to at first i was like depressed about it but now imjust like if they dont like it well theres plenty of all women out there that will :D dude you rock \m/

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OK,
Open your mouth please

:eek: hmmmm

Stick out your tongue

:p

:::STAMP::: PASSED QUALITY CONTROL

*Stop fretting and learn how to give great head :cool:

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Originally Posted by Lulu

OK,
Open your mouth please

:eek: hmmmm

Stick out your tongue

:p

:::STAMP::: PASSED QUALITY CONTROL

*Stop fretting and learn how to give great head :cool:

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i think i understood everything about that other then
the give great head part, cuz i'll pass on that...

dude.. she didnt mean give head to a guy lol

man im fucking lost

ahahahaha sorry i shouldnt laugh.. being stoned in the day with nothing to do is awesome lol

give head to a girl if youd like. with your tongue that just got stamped. if you take steroids it makes your penis bigger. it is a muscular organ yo