Three dead in fight over size of genitals

Three dead in fight over size of genitals

DURBAN - Three men were shot dead and two others critically wounded in a Durban tavern following an argument over the size of male genitals, police said on Thursday.

Superintendent Muzi Mngomezulu said the shooting took place at the Merseyside Restaurant and Bar at the Queensmead Mall in Durbanâ??s Umbilo suburb on Wednesday night.

Five people were arrested in the early hours of Thursday morning. Two of those arrested were found in possession of firearms, which police believe were the weapons used in the shooting. All five were residents of the Phoenix area.

The argument apparently began when a patron of Indian descent made a comment about the size of a white patronâ??s genitals while both were at the tavernâ??s urinals.

An officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: â??The white man went to the toilet and an Indian guy followed him. While in the urinal, the Indian man told the white man that his penis was bigger than his (that of the white man).

â??The white man left the urinal and told his friends about what had happened and this is when the argument started.â?�

Vulgarities were exchanged and then a group of five Indian men left the restaurant and all five returned with firearms.

Mngomezulu said: â??The men opened fire and three victims aged between 30 and 55 years died on the spot. Another two were rushed to St Augustineâ??s Hospital in a critical condition.â?�

Mngomezulu said he believed that as the argument had developed between the two groups, it had possibly become racially motivated.

However, a senior staff member at restaurant, confirming the shooting said that the initial argument had been over genitals.

â??Thatâ??s what initiated it (the argument) and it obviously got out of hand. Thatâ??s all I'm prepared to say,â?� he said speaking on condition of anonymity.

None of the staff members or suspects were injured in the shooting.

The Citizen: Three dead in fight over size of genitals

I knew before I read this that it had to be men that were involved. (Obviously, women never argue over who has the bigger clit).

Oh and I wonder what they mean by Indian, like the dot on the forehead Indian or the Native American kind.

You just gotta love a good cock fight.lol:jointsmile:

And the whole thing could have been solved with a ruler!

HAHAHAHAHA

Sounds like these guys were a bunch of big dicks.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

[B][SIZE="5"]I knew before I read this that it had to be men that were involved. (Obviously, women never argue over who has the bigger clit).

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No they don't, but sometimes they say nasty things about the size of their friends' asses. (That's even more likely to start a gunfight than this my-dick-is-bigger thing.)

Weird......Sounds like the indian dude was giving a compliment to the white guy.
maybe the white guy felt violated or something.
I've had someone give me the thumbs up while at a urinal and they glanced at me.
I didnt get offended......actually kinda made me proud in a way,lol

Wtf a real Native American shoot out lol.

hahaha i thought this was a prank thread @ first!

cant believe ppl die over argument on size of penis!

yall know, size is not all that matters :P consistent and fast movement works hella better ;), u sometimes wonder how some chilitos are so popular among women in parties or bars n stuff! i have seen this with my own eyes and i knew the guys dick wont be larger than 5" since we had a crazy girl in our apt givin head to both of us on the couch! n then days later i figured this girl is just not able to stop wanting sex with this fool! i must say i got so jelous, but she was a nasty wild one that i couldnt stick around for too long!

I just know it! u will become the guy they talk about in their circles despite u dont have the biggest dick! cuz u know how to orchestrate the whole thing and most big dicks fall short of doin or realizing this...

a source to confirm :D
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u wonder how many stupid and less-smart men are out there that argue(die) over such a thing;)