Brookie's Thread

Tis is my first post. I have a little story to tell and mabey a question.
I am getting a new job. I started talking to these people around Aug 15 08. This Tuesday I sealed the deal. Getting ready to sign up, he said first you have to go and pee. I immeadiately told him I would not pass because I smoked a joint at a party two weeks ago (lie) I would have burned on the way there but I did not have time to load the bowl.l
he then told me to go buy a self testing kit and if I could pass that then I could pass the test. By the time I got to wallmart my head was spinning and I could not find the prodict knowing that I would not pass. I got back in my car and started driving to my friends house calling a few friends inbetween. I caled my best friend who is a lawyer and he refferd me to my boat captians friends in FL. They told me to Sub get a product called Your in Luck. I opeted for my friend to take me to GNC and I bought Q Carbo. I am 6"5', 265. I speant the money and downed it with a gallon of water. Well my future employer never called me back. I was bummed I blew it, I felt like a total criminal. The next day Weds, I still didn't get a call, so around 530pm I called him and they still wanted me to work there. On Tues night I found this forum for some type of solution.
i have burned just about everyday for years, I still had one dring left. I oppted for the dilliousion method on the stickey. I packed my gatorade and asprin and headed for CVS. I bought a MJ test kit (Frist Check Home Drug Test) and a bottle of Vitamin B Complex. Then I drove another 15 miles to a head shop that was supposed to have synthetic. When I got there all they had was a drink called Vale4x made for big people. I was kinda bummed so I dropped another 45 cash only. It wa 1pm so I started the dillution process. I took 5 aspirin, and started drinking gatorade. I fowwowed the steps with the B Coplex up until 530 dead line. I took the home test and passed. I am debating to schedual the test tomorrow am. The last day I smoked was mon pm. I gave me a false sense of hope to pass the test and it was clean no dillution. I do not think I can wait until Monday.
FB what do you think? I am going to add both drinks to the process, Q Carbo and Vale 4x.
Thankyou all for your help here and accurate information.

Dillution is not a good option for heavy smokers. That works best for light smokers. Both of your's best bet would be subbibg with synthetic urine. Most people here use QuickFix. Its easy to use, nuke for 10 seconds then stuff it in your shorts to keep the temp between 90 and 100.

Funny how they don't care if you've actually been high recently, just if you've got certain sorts of molecules on your urine.

As for submitting a urine sample which is free of those molecules, generally those expensive drinks are regarded as ineffectual, or at least unreliable. UrineLuck also has a lousy reputation.

Sounds like you should drop the $30 on a bottle of Quick Fix and pass for sure.

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I caled my best friend who is a lawyer and he refferd me to my boat captians friends in FL. They told me to Sub get a product called Your in Luck

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"Your in Luck" (t/n UrineLuck) is not substituted urine. UrineLuck is a drop-in additive thats used to spike a urine sample. The U/L additive will not work if youre taking an instant-type test because it takes 90 minutes to destroy all of the drug metabolites in the urine sample.
In addition, additives are being detected by labs on a more frequent basis than before. The sample gets flagged as 'adulterated' when the pH, nitrite, and chromate levels are abnormal.

The Quick Fix synthetic is a better bet. It will pass all types of drug tests, including the instant tests and the top gun GC/MS. And as long as you have a current batch, the QF will pass all of the integrity checks as well.

If youre brave enough to sneak in an additive, then youre brave enough to sneak in a substituted sample. Its much easier to pour the sub sample in the collection cup instead of holding the cup in one hand and fumbling around with 2 additive vials in the other hand (The U/L additive comes in two vials which, according to the directions, both must be added to the urine sample).

Well guys and girls. thanks for the help. I bought some time until Monday to take the test around 10 am. I did pass the home test which is FDA approved with the dillusion process and gatorade. I bought another home test which I will take tomorrow. I still have the 2 bottles (QCarbo and Vale4x) which I will add to my process on Monday. I can't find any of the quick fix in my area. Atleast 50 miles away. If I fail the other home test tomorrow I will make the run.
Again thatnks for all your input. I really do feel like one big criminal.

Well you know what the good ol government says: If you've ever possessed cannabis, YOU ARE A CRIMINAL FOR LIFE.

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Well guys and girls. thanks for the help. I bought some time until Monday to take the test around 10 am. I did pass the home test which is FDA approved with the dillusion process and gatorade. I bought another home test which I will take tomorrow. I still have the 2 bottles (QCarbo and Vale4x) which I will add to my process on Monday.

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Forget about those magic detox potions and stick with just the Dilution recipe outlined by N2, if you choose to go the dilution route. Those detox potions are nothing but an overpriced "Dilution recipe-in-a-bottle" anyway. Consuming those drinks in conjunction with the dilution process will do nothing but increase the likelihood of your sample being ruled "too-diluted".

Just got done taking the second home test NEGATIVE! No magic potion or synthetics. Just the dillution process. Half gatorade the other half beer. What do you think my chances are for Monday am.
FB it would be nice if you chime in. I did the first check test.
Thanks for all the help. I still have 80 dollars worth of magic potions.

I just thought I would thank all the people on this site. I passed my test on Monday. What a great feeling of releif. I started passing the home drug tests, I took three of them. IThe last time I smoked was the Monday before. and started passing the home tests on Thuraday, the dilusion process worked for me, and I am still a heavy smoker. My employer was psyched too.
I think it was a Lab corop test. I had the results in minutes just like the home test. The lady told me if it comes up dilluted or positive they send it out for further testing. I guess I have been smoking some shitty weed, that may have something to do with it. Now I just need some good green stuff, I can't find any here and if I do the price is outrageous.
Anyway thanks for all the help.

Congrats...:thumbsup: