Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
Hey all....I'm conducting a little experiment of my own that I'd like to run by some of you all. I found out I have to take a drug test to get into school (AFTER I had a big blow-out last weekend w/my friends). After 6 days, I tried the dilution process (nearly a gallon of water) with one of those "At Home Drug Test" kits that you get at Walgreens (I think it's made by Med4Home or something like that). I don't know how accurate these tests really are, but according to the booklet, it says that even a very faint line indicates a negative result. I took the test, and there was a very, VERY faint line on the test stick, so according to the book, I should be okay.
I didn't really trust this result, so a friend of mine found an online service where you can order up your own test at one of the Labcorp testing facilities (no doctor's order required). You pay for the test in advance ($55) and they email you a lab form that you take to the testing facility. You can use an alias and they aren't supposed to ask you for ID or personal information, as there is no chain of custody required for samples from this company, so it should be completely anonymous. I got up this morning and drank over a gallon of water, 3 cups of tea, 2 cups of coffee, plus 14 oz of beef broth (to try and add some protein/creatine to the urine sample). I peed before I left the house and it was very clear, so I put a couple drops of yellow food color on the underside of my "urinary appendage" and dried it using a hair dryer (even though I normally shave my head, I still have one for putting on that shrink-wrap window insulation in the winter time).
I was not observed at the facility, and after filling the cup, I dipped the end of my "urinary appendage" in the urine to reconstitute just enough food coloring to color the sample a decent shade of yellow. I should get the results tomorrow or the next day, which I will report back on. Keep in mind, this test was a "trial" test for my own information, before I take the actual test for school, so even if it comes back positive, nobody should know but me.
Does anybody reading this have any faith that this might actually work? I just found this site about a half hour ago (which is fantastic, by the way...never knew there was such a thing), and I've already seen a couple other suggestions on here that I would like to try also. I hate the thought of having to give up my favorite vice to attend school, but those are the rules, and until we can finally get it legalized, I guess that's a decision I will have to make.
More to come....thanks for any input.
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
Its probably going to end up as dilluted. For coloring use the B complex vitamin. Read the dillution sticky and follow that so you can get the ph and specific gravity right otherwise you'll end up with a dilluted test.
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
Agreed...I've been reading other posts here for the last couple of hours, and a lot of this makes tremendous sense. This test was mostly just to see if I could dilute the urine enough to where the THC metabolites wouldn't show up within the testing range...I still have some time to work on getting the color, gravity, pH and other levels right.
Thank you!:smokin:
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
You should probably just sub instead hun.
A lot easier you know.
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
No it doesn't sound like a good method. You have already spent $70 which would have bought you 2 bottles of Quick Fix.
A gallon of water, sounds like negative dilute is a good possibility.
Your beef broth was pretty useless. Color doesn't matter.
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
Yes, I know, and that would be my preferred way to go. But unfortunately, all my friends are weedheads too, so I don't know anybody I could even ask to sub for me. The people I know whose systems are clean enough TO sub would be aghast if I asked them to pee into a jar for me.
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
which would have bought you 2 bottles of Quick Fix.
A gallon of water, sounds like negative dilute is a good possibility.
Your beef broth was pretty useless. Color doesn't matter.
But can't they tell if you're using synthetic urine? I had heard that they can tell if you sub with synthetic stuff.
I'm sure it will mostly likely show as a negative dilute, but as I said in a later post, I'm just testing to see if the THC levels are low enough...I will work on getting the creatine and other levels up with some of the suggestions I've read in other threads after that post.
The beef broth wasn't to change the color, it was to add some creatine and stuff into the mix. Now, after reading through other posts, I see that the Gatorade and stuff is much better.
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
I'd listen to what FBR has to say.
He didn't get the title of Drug Testing Guru for nothing.
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
They can't tell if it's synthetic urine. QuickFix works, they upgrade their formula now and then to keep up with drug testing technology.
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
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Originally Posted by bearhugco
The beef broth wasn't to change the color, it was to add some creatine and stuff into the mix.
Its useless to take in creatine on the day of your U/A. It takes 2-3 days for creatine to metabolize into creatinine.
Creatinine levels are what the labs test for. Not creatine.
