WEED: Performance Enhacing? Funny Story.

So my good friend works at a pool. After the pool closed we came back with his keys (he came along) and decided to go swimming the 3 of us. We smoked weed and jumped in and it was a fun pool session. We then decided to call up some ppl to come swim with us!

haha anyway the other 5 or 6 ppl that came along gave me shit for being a low life pathetic pot smoker. I really didn't care i just ignored it. But later on that night some kid wanted to race me in a swimming race. Im not very athletic anymore (i used to be but not since i was in HS freshman year) but i challenged him in the race. I won. HAHAHA. then some other kid wanted to challenge me to a breath holding contest, i won hahaha. Later on in the hot tub we were playing a drinking game ( no alc. haha we didn't have any) for fun and guess who picked it up the fastest and beat everyone? hahaha you guessed it. ME!

Seriously they were so mad that I was high out of my mind beating them in things like chicken fights, races, breath holding contests, drinking games. It was really funny to see. I know weed isn't performance enhancing but it knocked some sense into them weed aint that bad :)

haha god i love pot. sorry for the rant im really high :thumbsup:

Nice. You should have raced me, I swam for 7 years competitively :jointsmile:

way to show up the lame ass non-stoners

haha I love that kind of thing too it's great. me and my boys at school play an intramural basketball team and all we do before every game is get stoned out of our minds and then ball. now it's obviously just intramural but I mean there's some pretty nice competition and last season we won the large majority of our games and were always blitzed out of our heads..haha it's great.

Hahaha, great man! That story reminds me of a time where I was really stoned with a bunch of non-smokers too. They were throwing water bottles at each other and jumping in the pool. Then they were like, hey, throw it at him, he's so stoned it's probably gonna hit him in the face.

Well they threw it and without even thinking I snatched that bottle in mid air. Then I was like THROW MORE!! And I would catch everything they threw at me. hahaha, that shut 'em up. They were like woah, maybe weed gives you super powers!

P.S. I'm usually pretty horrible at catching things :thumbsup:

i wish every stoner could do what u did... well done!

I have wrestled (Collegiate wrestling, not the crap like WWE - used to be really good @ it when i was in high school, now im out of shape) people when high and man thats not fun, but if u r dealing with non-wreslters or non-pro wrestlers in a game/friendly fight... its still easy to win, cuz all u need is to get to their feet and bam... 1 technique and they are locked on the ground! i luv to beat non-highs in anything when im high from sports to video games and i do lots of times unless im dealin with people generally better than me (will probably lose to them sober or high!)

one time i beat a guy 2wice my weight, he was saying a friendly fight whoever however to play, he said he will box me and will KO me!!! i told him i get u on ground, and will hold u until u tap out... he was a big mass, and apparently was good in boxing/fights, had a "reputation" among his peers!

he bet if he wins i get him a 12 pack (what is it like 20 bucks @ most)
mine was an 8th of some dank he had! he couldnt have imagined i will win so he fell for it and fell for it on the ground as well.

poor fella's reputation was worth an 8th of weed and it was lost! I bought it from him!

haha some pretty funny stories guys! Im not sayin weed is a performance enhancing plant or anything but it was hilarious to see the puzzled look on their face when i beat them. haha great times man keep tokin :thumbsup:

its not a performance enhancing drug... no

but it makes simpletons to think of stoners as the underdogs and underestimate them in physical challenges! which could prove costly 2 them ;)

Can definitely vouch for this guy!!

and who says grass is a bad thing? ...i mean honestly



do u know how much better i do at ... well everything, when i'm high! :rastasmoke:

good times!!

STAY GREEN :hippy: