Subs, Questions, And Worries...

Don't Worry I've read the Stickies! Haha I'm not entirely stupid. I'm new here of course. So, tomorrow I'm having a drug test for pre employment. I'm really worried. I just heard the news today, otherwise I would've been smarter and cleaned out the right way,however I didn't so ya....


Alright, I once tested at this job before (I ended up quitting because I didn't get along with my trainer)So, now the bitch is gone and they called me up. I'd be making 2 dollars more on the hour, PLUS more hours. So I'm kind of worried about not getting this job. First time I took the drug test I didn't even know that they drug tested, so I called my mom (Who also works there)And she talked to the boss and the boss said not to worry about it (the first time, and I ended up passing because I put some bleach in it or so I thought, or she could've just fixed the test for me which is doubtful because she would've lost her job)Anywho, now tomorrow is my drug test once again for them...8 30 am...

My mom said she'd piss for me but I'd have to hold the piss for 2-3 hours. (IS that going to be okay?) Secondly, I'm a female...My mom said that they go in the bathroom with you but allow you to be in the stall with it closed (Whats the best way to do it like that?) The first time I had my drug test there she allowed me to go into the room by myself.. so I didn't have to worry about all this...Third for a female is it better to use a condom or a sample size shampoo bottle?

So I'm completly terrified. One hand If I fail I fail at least I still have a job to back me up, on the other I've been waiting for that bitch to quit forever now.

My plan for tomorrow is to wake up at 6, get my mom to pee for me, before I go in practice carrying it, temps etc...and just HOPE to the weed god that a nurse won't go in with me, or HOPE that just being inside the stall is enough for her not to see whats going on.

I'm sure these questions are probably asked a bout a billion times a day, and if so I'm entirely sorry.xx Peace Outxx

Tokalicious,
I used a small shampoo bottle and synthetic urine. After getting the sub to about 100 degrees, it held its temp perfectly for hours (where we girls can hold it). You need to practice getting it out and pouring without any noise and you'll be good. Best of luck!

Well you did miss one thing in the sub thread and that is if you are going to use the urine within 8 hours then its ok to store at body temp or room temp. Longer than that it needs to be stored in the refrigerator for up to two weeks or freeze for a year.

Sounds like you are taking a test in a multi toilet or multi stall bathroom. In this case when the bathroom can't be secured because it is not a single room, you can be subject to a monitored test. A same sex collector is allowed to stand in the doorway of the bathroom to prevent entrance of others during the test, make sure the toilet isn't flushed, and the sink isn't used. They can't go into the stall unless you give them cause.

You should have about 4 minutes to be slick about transfering your sub to the sample cup. Don't worry about them listening and not hearing the right sound the urine should make when hitting the cup after leaving your body. Make sure you don't drop your sub bottle. The sound of it hitting the floor would be damning but not the lack of sound.

Your previous drug test wasn't monitored because it sounds like you were lead to a single toilet bathroom.

Thanks for the information!

I have 1 hour before testing time..I'm going to go practice more....ya...So...I'll let you know what happens..

I'm really nervous about getting caught..I think it's because I'm such a weeny at these type of things. lol But nerves are just going to get in my way..So I need to calm down.



This is my first time ever really using someone else's pee... So...yea....

Okay, I'm going now.

Okay so I got back from my drug test..and I'm pretty excited to report I passed!Of course I was going to pass...if everything came out right.

So, I carried it in the bathroom with my under my boob (instead of putting it in a shampoo bottle I put it in a condom and carried a thumb tack with me in my pocket.)

When I went into the bathroom, she followed me in, she said she'd wait in the corner, so i closed the bathroom stale and she goes you know i'd perfer if you left the stall open I cracked it and punctured a small hole in it while i was doing that I was actually peeing and sat it down and then shoved all the other stuff away. (pockets after wrapping it in toliet paper I was worried she'd check the trash can etc, And she did check!) I must say that trying to be as quite as possible makes you louder then normal (my condom made the sound of a balloon when i pulled it out)next time I'll use the bottle. The temp on the cup read between 93 and 94 so it was a little colder then what i wanted it but it did the trick!

So thanks to everyone on here (including the sticky post!) :D

Well done and congrats...:thumbsup: