Police: Butter-hungry man pulls knife at church buffet

Police: Butter-hungry man pulls knife at church buffet

OCALA â?? Ocala police officers arrested a man Sunday morning who they say pulled a knife on members of a church congregation who would not give him butter in the morning buffet.

Frankie LewisFrankie Lewis, 48, wanted to get some butter in the buffet line at Four Square Church at 118 N.W. Tuscawilla Ave., police spokeswoman Sgt. Angy Scroble said. When he could not get any, he pulled a knife on members of the congregation and said he would cut them.

As he put the knife back in his pocket, a church member hit him with a wooden board, Scroble said. Lewis then fled on a bicycle where officers in the area quickly caught him.

Lewis was taken to the Marion County Jail and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Police: Butter-hungry man pulls knife at church buffet | Ocala.com | Star-Banner | Ocala, FL

Yeah because when I run out of butter I tend to want to stab someone...that's rational.

Under this guys picture the cops should have scribbled, "I can't believe it's not lunatic".

Perfectly understandable, you should see what I am capable of if I can't get my Co-Co pops in the morning.

Cheers

NCM

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

[B][SIZE="5"] "I can't believe it's not lunatic".[/COLOR]

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you should skip school and go straight into caption writing.

That's my fall back job hun haha.

In case all that book learnin' doesn't pan out.

Haha I dunno.

But he did get something,

a wooden board to the spine.

^^ zing!

What no bud der knives?? lol :rastasmoke:

Wow, what a psycho

hahahahahahahahahahaha stupid f'n people

like the new sig. one of my favorites...

does this shrubbery with a path appease the knights...lol

db:smokin:

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Originally Posted by SnSstealth

hahahahahahahahahahaha stupid f'n people

like the new sig. one of my favorites...

does this shrubbery with a path appease the knights...lol

db:smokin:

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A PATH! A PATH!

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