Easier than I ever imagined...

What a rush! I passed.

We were notified at work that a drug test was coming up soon. "Oh well, I thought. I guess I'll have to quit because I smoke every evening and there's no way I can clean up within a few days." A guy at work who smokes told me how he's been passing urine tests for many years. I had nothing to lose because I was going to quit my job anyway, so I decided to try his method of using someone else' clean urine. A guy at work knew I was a smoker and offered to sell me his clean urine. He assured me that he's substance-free. I had nothing to lose. I'd always known that it was a good way to pass but was SO paranoid about keeping the sample warm enough that I never took the risk. Here's a step-by-step account of what I did. It was super easy!

(Must be at clinic by 5PM)

1. That day at lunch I went to Walgreens and bought a 1.7oz. bottle of Pantene shampoo. Still on break I went back to work, took it in the restroom and dumped the contents in the toilet and flushed. I then completely washed out all the residue from the bottle and cap in the sink. (It was a private restroom.) This took a awhile and continued until there was no trace of soap whatsoever.

2. During the afternoon I gave 'Dave' the bottle. He did his business and returned the bottle to me. I offered him $20 and he only took 10.

3. I got home 2 hours before the test and ran hot water over the bottle for 10 minutes or so. I was careful not leave it under too long because the water started cooling down.

4. I just happened to have some underwear my mother gave me many years ago that was too small so I had never worn them because they fit too tightly. I was glad I hadn't thrown them out because they worked perfectly for what I did next. I placed the bottle as snugly as I could under my scrotum, nut-sack, balls or whatever you want to call it and put my pants on. I know it sounds kind of disgusting but it really wasn't a problem at all, even walking. Keeping it tucked there allows the sample to aclimate to a person's body temperature.

5. I kept the bottle tucked firmly under my scrotum for an hour or so and left for the clinic, bottle in place. While sitting in the waiting room I kept my legs extended and casually crossed for half an hour to maximize the heating effect, which is the key because as we know, the temperature has to be in the range of 90 to 100.

6. When called I went up to a counter and was asked to empty my pockets. I had a long t-shirt untucked so there was no way they would be able to detect a 'lump' near the family jewels. Even without the untucked t-shirt, it wouldn't have drawn attention.

7. They told me to fill up the cup past a certain line, put the lid on, and not to flush the toilet. I went in, unzipped and removed the bottle, and filled it past the line and fastened the lid.

8. I peed some in the toilet for authenticity and put the bottle back in my crotch.

9. They had me sign a few little things and gave me a form. I didn't look at the form right then but I knew the specimen must have been warm enough because they sealed the stuff and didn't say anything other than friendly banter. Upon leaving the building I was so glad to read the part of the form regarding the temperature being ok. I no longer have a fear of using someone else' urine under the right circumstances.

A guy at work who knew what we were doing scoffed at the idea and used something called "The Stuff" instead. He tried to talk me into it and I told him how I failed a test once after using something similar. Sure enough he was yanked out of work a few days later in the middle of the day because he failed. He had even been clean for a couple of weeks but I think that some of those tests detect the type of masking agent he used.

Obviously, the biggest dilemma in the clean urine method is a social one. The type of people I know who are clean are also folks who I would be uncomfortable asking for their urine. My hope is to always have a clean urine contact. I'm told that the urine should be no more than 24 hours old or 48 hours only if it's refridgerated.

Regards,
Paul :stoned:

Congrats...:thumbsup:

Right on!! annother one for abbie?
STIMPY21

You did well. If everyone could join our club we would have the bastards. But unfortunatley the game continues for too many of us that operate at these higher levels., there needs to be political solution.

A week and it is just about bad but supposedly a year maybe a little more if it If it is froze not far from collection. I had some 2years old some years back it looked just like any other. But this was before they started the unine integrity crap . I had actually gave my dogs piss one time during that same era and it worked!! Back then they wern't anywhere near as sophisticated as they are now.
STIMPY21

Yeah, the whole drug testing thing really sucks. I've quit 2 jobs with employment agencies in the past 2 years because of my failure to submit to a test. I've failed before and passed once just from abstaining but I feel that drug testing unfairly includes THC in it's list of illicit substances. Fundamentally, I think that drug testing in general is unconstitutional and a 4th amendment violation. It just seems ironic that the least harmful substance on their "lists" is the one that stays in the blood stream the longest by far. I'd rather be working with folks who smoke a little weed at home than an alcoholic or hard drug user who's likely going to be less productive etc.