dirty ua on probation

Ok try to make a long story short.. put on probation in july..stopped smoking in may 08.. was clean untill aug 5th... was a heavy smoker.. I am 5 ft 2in 198lbs.. do alot of walking... took 5 puffs on aug 5th ..have to see my po sept 2nd... probation for a fight... protecting my daughter .. my nieces beat the crap out the family ... I took the rap because one is in college... anyway seen my po twice so far.. no ua..But per her words the first mtg... cld be subjected to random ua.. my probation is 2 yrs simple assault... worried I will not pass.. never had to take a ua before... Not even for work.. Been drinkin water like crazy ..walkin ,runnin,yard wrk... what d u think my chances are of passing::( oh and been drinking water like crazy no fatty foods or sugar.. takin green tea pills 3* day.. im gonna p/u the 7-10 day herbal life detox kit tomorrow... Also I heard that probation tests for masking agents..cuz I wuz gonna use the q carbo.. my boyfriend used it for a drug test for work and smoked the night before and passed... any advice please will be great:;)

Correct forum section for this is drug testing. Moving there.

Start with a high fiber diet, exercise and metmucil to see if you can get clean by then. I would pickup some synthetic urine for backup. You may get lucky for the first one if it isn't observed. You do NOT want to get caught cheating though. They don't like that for some reason.

cant do that... hopin I wont get tested.... been to see her twice and she has nt tested yet.... Plus I dont see her untill 4pm what about prune juice.. metamucil is so disgusting

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Originally Posted by cateyes

Ok try to make a long story short.. put on probation in july..stopped smoking in may 08.. was clean untill aug 5th... was a heavy smoker.. I am 5 ft 2in 198lbs.. do alot of walking... took 5 puffs on aug 5th ..have to see my po sept 2nd...

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All that other shit not included in your quote was unnecessary information

So I might offend you here. You're over weight. Change your diet, ASAP for your own health. 5 puffs roughly a month before you see your PO. I have to say you'd test clean. Might test clean a week or two after your five puffs. If you're extremely worried, go to your local drug store and buy a marijuana drug test kit. Should be 10-20 USD. I would suggest doing this two weeks prior to seeing your PO. It would give you ample time to buy some "test clean" stuff(crap), get a faux penis, faux/clean urine and so on.

I would assume since it's greater than 6months probation your simple battery charge was elevated to a felony due to "family violence" related charge.

From my understanding THC binds to FAT. There should be loads of information here on drug testing, if you can't find your answers here look on Erowid, use google and see if someone can directly answer your question.

Good Luck. Best bet is to stay sober.

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cant do that... hopin I wont get tested.... been to see her twice and she has nt tested yet.... Plus I dont see her untill 4pm what about prune juice.. metamucil is so disgusting

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THC binds to fat. Exercise.

No use in using diuretics and all that.

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Originally Posted by cateyes

cant do that... hopin I wont get tested.... been to see her twice and she has nt tested yet.... Plus I dont see her untill 4pm what about prune juice.. metamucil is so disgusting

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Anything with fiber will help. You've only had one session since may so you shouldn't have a problem passing. Don't drink a lot of fluids now, it does no good. The morning of the UA follow the dillution sticky and use gatorade. Don't over do the fluids. If you've got a couple bucks you could pickup a test strip and test yourself.

PS Your not that much overweight depending on body type. Some of us don't have girl bodies, we have men's bodies.

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

Anything with fiber will help. You've only had one session since may so you shouldn't have a problem passing. Don't drink a lot of fluids now, it does no good. The morning of the UA follow the dillution sticky and use gatorade. Don't over do the fluids. If you've got a couple bucks you could pickup a test strip and test yourself.

PS Your not that much overweight depending on body type. Some of us don't have girl bodies, we have men's bodies.

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"...not that much..." ha...

Yeah I assumed some MALE person created this thread.

Don't sweat it, you'll piss clean, most likely. Then don't smoke or do any illegal drugs until you're off probation.

first thanks for the info... now not to sound rude..It was not a family fighting against eachother..It was another family who had been bullying my daughter for a yr.,..and the girls older brother who was in highschool...picked my daughter up and slammed her on the street..and my family became tired of the nonsense...so like I said simple assault...I took the rap for my neices...any how as for the weight.,..yes I know i need to lose weight..and have already started doing so..not everyone is skinny nor is everyone going to be,,,not everyone is fat nor are they going to be,...and some people cant lose weight and some people can..I am limited on the type of exercise I can do ..due to health reasons... but changing what I eat I can do...but thank you for the advice if you read this and god bless

first thanks for the info... now not to sound rude..It was not a family fighting against eachother..It was another family who had been bullying my daughter for a yr.,..and the girls older brother who was in highschool...picked my daughter up and slammed her on the street..and my family became tired of the nonsense...so like I said simple assault...I took the rap for my neices...any how as for the weight.,..yes I know i need to lose weight..and have already started doing so..not everyone is skinny nor is everyone going to be,,,not everyone is fat nor are they going to be,...and some people cant lose weight and some people can..I am limited on the type of exercise I can do ..due to health reasons... but changing what I eat I can do...but thank you for the advice if you read this and god bless ..oh and it was 3 charges of simple assault...I am in pa...ones nose was broke and the other two had concussions... that is why I have 2yrs probation