Upcoming Hair Test Question

This will be my last year in high school, but my school (yes it's private) decided they're going to hair test this year.

I quit smoking when i learned of this in april (smoked on 420 though) But smoked two days in a row during the first week of June, about 2 bowls the first day, one on the second (only got high first day) then two fat joints on the 8th. These were all dirty 30's.

On July 25th i was drunk and had two hits of dro from a chillum and got RIPPED.

My testing is random between students and should start mid-september. I don't know how many they'll test at a time but my school only has about 100 students per class. The test will be sent to Psychemedics all the way in California, and I need at least an inch and a half of hair. Am I fucked?

Aren't there people at your school with buzz cuts? How can they require that every enrolled student have an inch and a half of hair?

I'd suggest you drop out and attend public school for senior year, because hair tests are tough to beat.

Actually, if you shave your head now you would probably have an inch and a half of clean hair by the time they test it. Still, screw that school.

If I had dropped out and went to the public school by me, I would have had no potential. I ended up talking my dean out of cutting my hair cuz I mentioned how good of a student and athlete I was. She wanted me to "see if I could stop" which I already did for football that year.