Can you see my dilema?

mycomicblueOkay, here's my situation, i live in this truck, which belongs to "Trucker". I have no home on either side. Home, is, literally where there this damn thing is parked. I don't drive, in fact, i'm a trucker bitch. Taking care of the colonel as much as possible. Biker bitch, when we are parked. Less paperwork and more benefits. Trucker is my benefactor in every form and fashion and, quitely, he doesn't care if I smoke in his truck or not. I'm not a scientific smoker. I don't have the luxury of choosing my lids, nor jars. Which makes me a whore with what i put in my lungs, and i'm not talking anything glamorous, here. I have been offered everything, but... So, pretty much, i have to work around the schedule of this truck. Can anyone see my dilema? If so, are there any recommendations? I travel all over the nation on a frequent basis, and people don't tend to be nice to strangers, especially, strangers with candy, but, hey, who can blame them? And to add insult to injury, i am pressed for time, when it comes down to it. Any opinions?