God damned tiny indian made condoms gah!!!

Ever get one of those little red rings around your dong from your condom choking the life out of your poor little guy?
Well they make different sizes, but Im thinking its a load of bullshit, cause I have durex xxl's, and theyre barely a hair bigger then trojan "magnum" (feel like a big man now, oooooh) and basic shieks seem to be about the size of either of them.
Im geussing they make the big ones for people to feel cool at the cash register, but make them roughly as tight as regular condoms so the guy trying to score the cashier can get the protection he needs, and still look cool.
And my durex xxl's are made in india, cause they know about birth controll :rolleyes:

Well better to try that NEW Male contraceptive,,,,lol

whats a condom? i use a sock :p


(A VERY BIG FUCKIN SOCK LOL )

Pull out and hope for the best. And when you have some chick calling you saying you're her babie's daddy....run like hell.





Just kidding....;)

yeah dont run....just hang up.

the best contraception in the world mate , is a wrong name and address lol

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

yeah dont run....just hang up.

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LOL, yeah that's better, but first say,"Who is this? Amanda? I don't know any Amanda...you must be looking for my old roomate. He moved out last month...sorry." Click.

Count yourself lucky dude , when i use a condom i have to get a piece of string and wrap in around my shaft to make sure im safe. You big boys are never happy.

:D ...ROFLMFAO................. :D

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Originally Posted by caddyman

Count yourself lucky dude , when i use a condom i have to get a piece of string and wrap in around my shaft to make sure im safe. You big boys are never happy.

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!