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Dog owners maddened by Beijing canine restrictions - Yahoo! News
I laughed about this for a minute!
In case you ever wondered why chineese people always have little chihuahuas.
I didn't realize how much they like canines as pets over there wow! The article doesn't even mention the added bonus of having a bigger dog, that you have more to eat just in case!:D
There is nothing funny about the article. The only thing standing out here is your idiocy.Quote:
Originally Posted by 8182KSKUSH
Here now you cant miss it.Quote:
The article doesn't even mention the added bonus of having a bigger dog, that you have more to eat just in case!:D
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Originally Posted by HerbalConfusion
Sorry HC, it's still funny to me! Lighten up!:D
That's sad dude. People love animals like family. They are our only trustworthy companions. Better than most people. I don't know what I would do if somebody I loved got locked up and put down for nothing. Kind of sucks to be alone especially when you know what is like not to be. :(
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Originally Posted by Aspire420
OK, you sleep with one eye open then! I have pets, but I wouldn't exactly say that they are trustworthy.
Case in point.
My fucking cat.
I have on more than one occasion, been woke up early in the morning, I think someone is shaking me.
In fact, it's my cat, straddling my leg, holding the covers around my ankle in his mouth. He is fucking me. My leg. RAPING MY LEG! He's neutered! WTF.
He is "deciding" for some reason that he is just going to fuck my leg, while I am asleep. Whaddya call that?
What's more, is that he usually doesn't stop, like when I sit up and try to shake this 12lb cat off my leg. He just digs in and holds on. I usually lay back, left my leg all the way straight up and down so he is vertical, and then just let it fall left or right. THEN he will stop. If I try to swat him, or just get him and toss him he just doesn't care and avoids most all my effort easily since he's all jacked up w/ adrenaline or whatever from making a porno with my leg and what not.
I'll tell you this, I don't exactly think he is "trustworthy"?:jointsmile:
My wife has seen this, and of course just lets me sleep and lets the cat continue, she thinks it's pretty funny.
She's a bitch.:wtf:
LOL!!!! I'm so glad I have female animals :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by 8182KSKUSH
Ive never had a cat weight 12lbs or close to it.. guessing you force your cat to stay indoors? tell you're cat to let go of the spoon....FACE!
Good guess!Quote:
Originally Posted by GrinKyle
He only outside when I smoke a cig on the balcony.
I have no idea what his exact weight is but it's not good.
My 4 year old son is in charge of feeding him, he never goes hungry that's for sure!
I don't think my son is on his prison style rape radar, probably not enough cushion for the pushin'! so that's good he's not a pedophile!
but when else could i post it!
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Originally Posted by 8182KSKUSH
Did you know chows were bred for their meat? I always wondered why there was a horrible breed like the chow......now I know.
Biggest cat I ever saw was 22lb.....her name was Daisy Mae.