guinea pig gets tested by big corp certo and the 'fiber overload

premise:

stoner aged 24, barney, tested for large corp. barney will get lots more money if he passes. methodoly to pass drug test next...

substitution, dilution, certo (yes in 3 categories)

subsitution is the most certified, no, not certofied, but i will have "post-offer physical examination, breath alcohol test, drug screen, and criminal back ground check" likely in that order.

note--> physical = me naked, then drug test.

subsitution will be used, until i am told to take off clothes at which point this method is no longer an option. (if you can't follow you are lower iq, not just stoner-iq.)

dilution is great. i have 2 days. but i researched certo, as i work at a health foods store, i learned.

certo- as fiber pushes through food but 'distracting digestive tissues' and could also coat the interior walls clear to the bladder, but worse case, causing bladder stones-

note. i looked up the serving size of two certo packs on another pectin seller, and its over 1000 servings, soo... a fiber overload will do a number of digestive maricles.

or take metamucil, whatever, lots of fucking fiber, no?'

direutic... what makes me pee? coffee...

well barney one of two thangs can happen...barney gets more money for passing or barney can prove to his employers that he is a retard for failing the shit in the first place..but one question.is barney testing for his current employer.or a new employer..but either way it gose i wish you luck.cause i am waiting to find out if i am that retarded dude 2...

BIG

o and also i have had physical's befor and most likely if it is a small time place than yes you will have to piss in front of the doc..but if it's a bigger place than most likely the doc has more patints/better shit to do than watch you piss