Good Piss test method

Here's my method of piss tests. Only applies if it is an unsupervised test...

1. Most Important!!!!...Aquire CLEAN piss, if you are a male, you can use females too, just make sure its at least a week after period, and she isn't pregnant.
2. Go to Walgreens/CVS or wherever, and get the back pain wrap that has heating elements on/in it.
3. Put said piss in a ziplock bag, getting as much air out of the bag that you feel comfortable trying to get out....lol
4. Put pissbag in another ziplock bag..again with the air.
5. Put back wrap around your back, but with the heating elements on your stomach instead of back.
6. Place bags between the wrap and your stomach.
7. when ya go in the bathroom, pour piss in cup, and put bags back in the wrap.

This works great! No chance of getting piss on ya, unless your clumsy, and keeps the piss at around 100 deg. for a couple hours. The wrap takes about 30 min to get up to heat, and you will sweat...they dont burn, but they maintain around 100-110 deg. It also is good because of how stealth it is. I was taken to the lab wearing a suit minus the jacket... No worries of hiding anything.
Happy job hunting!
whiskeytango

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Originally Posted by SnSstealth

1. Most Important!!!!...Aquire CLEAN piss, if you are a male, you can use females too, just make sure its at least a week after period, and she isn't pregnant.

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Whether the female sub donor is pregnant or not isnt an issue - labs are prohibited by law to run pregnancy tests on samples collected for an employment drug test, unless written consent was granted by the donor.

Even on the off-chance that laws were broken by running a preg test on a urine sample, the lab would not report that the man is "pregnant". They are gonna inform the man that he has prostate cancer or testicular cancer.

Just as HCG hormones are elevated in pregnant females, elevated HCG hormones in a male are an indication of prostate cancer and testicular cancer.

Yet one more reason not to fall for any "pregnant man" stories, which are often used as a scare tactic by pro-drug test propagandists in an effort to discourage fudging the drug test. These same people must be Cheech and Chong fans. :rolleyes:
The "pregnant man" story had its origins from an old C&C skit .

Or you could buy some QF for 25-30 dollars and it comes with a heat pad, thermometer and an easy pour bottle. Why go to all this trouble and have a bulge on your stomach when you could crouch a 2oz bottle or strap to your inner thigh(my personal favorite) and not worry about a bag bursting or looking suspicious.

What is QT? and can a female strap it to her thigh and pass a supervised piss test?

sorry i meant QF*

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Originally Posted by Requyred

sorry i meant QF*

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Quick Fix. It's a synthetic urine. You could crotch it or strap it on your thigh. You also have a possible hiding place that men don't have. ;)

wow, do u think it would fall out if a woman tried to hide it "up there" for a urine test? and would it still come out the bottle easily if a female did opp. to hide it up there or does it require u to squeeze the bottle?:weedpoke:

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Originally Posted by Requyred

would it still come out the bottle easily if a female did opp. to hide it up there or does it require u to squeeze the bottle?:weedpoke:

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Well if she's talented there's no need to remove the bottle to squeeze it... :D

-Fnatic.

Just be sure and practice with it because with the squirt tip on it tends to whistle at you when your done squeezing. You just have to release pressure slowly.