Don't wanna go back to jail . . . please help!!

sup ppl...just got out da penn...and started smokin again...still on probation...and after i get off the marijuana probation im on another one...but untill the 21st im still gettin randomly drug tested...no promb..!! i just subsitute my friends piss for the probation test witch has no temp. gage on it...so no worries about the urine loosing its temp..but now..i have drug counseling classes and they want me to piss to...last time i refused and walked out..so they said refusal to take the test is a positive..i didnt care too much what they said cause they had not retrieved a urine sample...ive been smokin heavy since i got out witch was in april....probally an ounce a week and i juss stop smokin sunday cause i have classes this thursday..im drinkin mad water, 1/2 A gallon yesterday..and im going to drink 1 gallon everyday includeing thursday, the day i go to class..i dont kno when they will piss me...but im takin no chances...i have the strip formula also and dont want to waste it by drinking it and not having to piss.umm i got an ounce of really good shyt it looks like its mixed with purple haze and i really wanna try it...but i dont want to fuck up..u think if smoke a blunt...juss 1 :rastasmoke: and still drink my water and drink the strip ill pass? NEED ADVICE!! AND IM GOING TO PUT ON MAD SWEATERS TO TRY AND SWEAT EVENTHO IS FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

nah dude it sucks but you gotta stop smoking , but try getting cranberry juice or making alot of green tea and drink all day cuz they have antioxidants n shit

SHOULD I STOP DRINKING WATER AND GO ON TO CRANBERRY OR GREEN TEA?

Me personally would rather make sure I test clean,don't violate parole and get sent back into the poundmeintheass prison. If you are observed the only safe course is to stop smoking.

What in the hell did I click in too.

This thread is ridiculous.

just wait my man, its not worth chancing it, especially with probation. hit the test clean, then blaze it up.

This thread IS ridiculous.

Seriously, where are your priorities? On weed or on freedom?

For most reasonable, thinking people, the answer is easy.

Bye, You must like it there and You deserve to go back. You sir give responsible smokers a bad name...:smokin:...:stoned:

Amen

You should be able to piss and smoke at the same time.