Needing some pro-piperism

I'm a thick girl, probably 500% body fat.

In reality?

5'6 - 180 - age 20 female with a child.

Okay, thats just me being cynical.

Issue is such - need job, tried staying clean, smoked one bowl of extremely intense kush. Niacin daily as per my usual vitamin schedule, cranberry juice by the gallon daily. I'm a big water drinker -- 56 bottles of 24 ouncers in a week.

How long before I can test clean? Anyone have an idea? I'm looking for a "when can thou starteth worketh" date to put down then I'm going to test my little heart out and celebrate by smoking myself into stupidity.

Hearts stars and shiny happy green things.

Love, Piper. :pipe:

:bigsmoke:

If that one session is the only time you have smoked in the last month or so, you are clean now or will be very soon.

Mild dilution(follow the sticky) would almost for sure make you good to go.

Take a home test and see for yourself.

Read through the dilution sticky, well written and will keep in mind for all the sad suckers around here who drive 4 hours for a bottle of fix - it - fail - your - test.

I worry constantly. Paranoia is a very sad sad condition the government loves to instill upon the ganj enjoyers.

Home tests are hard to come by -- we have no head shops, no alternative stores, the only tests that anyone carries are at walmart for 45 bucks, the parent test all kit that you mail in once the sample is collected.

I would have to drive about two hours or more to obtain one... sadly.

So as soon as possible eh? Good to know. I'll keep up what i'm doing and avoiding the ganj. Its not fair, at all, my boyfriend hides in the bathroom and smokes to respect the no contact rule i've laid out. I want it badly.Thanks for your time.

get some test strips off of ebay, only @ $13-$15 shipped for 10 of them, gets to you in a few days of your order.

I would just use qf I used it and keep an extra bottle for randoms qf is the shit! If you have no shops around you can go to their web site and order yourself all you want fed ex has a wonderful service to get it to you quickly.