My LC Sub Experience Today with UltraKlean

Few things first.

I've been a smoker for over 20 years and never touched anything else, what f'ing right do these people have to test you!!

If I want to smoke a little at night and on the weekends it should be none of their business!! Enough said.......

At my job we have a new dt policy where I am subject to random testing but have 48 hours once notified to go to the lab. Just my luck I was one of the first persons picked. I had purchased UK a few days before to have on hand just in case. I really didn't want to take any chances with drinks or any other methods. I basically followed the sticky up top and here is my experience.

At home stuck the UK in the microwave for 12 seconds and after a shake of the bottle the digital thermometer read 99 degrees. I then wrapped a disposable heat pad around it using a rubber band and put it under the sack. Had no problems sitting or walking, made sure when I was sitting nothing was sticking out. Off I went for a ten minute drive.

I figured there would be a wait but I walked in and no one was waiting and there was one person behind a small window with a couple of bathrooms in the back. She took my info and asked if I was ready or needed water. I said ready....she did not ask me to empty my pockets, gave me a cup and said dont flush or wash your hands. I went in and flipped both switches on the wall, one for the light and one was for a loud fan so I left the loud fan on. Zipped down, used the screw cap on the UK bottle, less noise and poured away, waited a minute or so and out I went, she took it and told me I could wash and flush if needed. She put it into another bottle, I signed some papers and out the door I went. Took a total of note more than 5 minutes.

Will post results when I hear, it was a random so I may only know if there is a problem. Otherwise I'm sure I could ask for the results.

Don't ask for the results, just makes you look guilty, as anyone not doing drugs will know for a fact they will pass. If you don't hear from them in a few days, you passed. No sense drawing any attention to yourself.

Great job on your subbing, sounds like it went perfect.

ya, that is total bullshit.

i hope that is how th eplace i'll be at this summer does it, if they do it at all.
i'll use QF though.

How was the temp? Usually you don't need the heatstrip if you stick it in your crotch.

temp when I left was 99 on a digital thermometer so 10 minutes later when I got there I would imagine it was around the same.