about to become a sub club member, need tips

I've been searching for a new job for well over 3 months now, got a call today and i landed a $16/hr job. Im used to working for $8-$10 an hour so this is a HUGE increase for me. Anyways, i have to go in within 48 hours for a piss test. I smoke a mad gang of the tron, so naturally i came here to find out how to pass the test and found that Quickfix is the best way to go, since today is friday they are giving me until tuesday to go in and do the test, i can set it up whenever, ive already ordered my quickfix and it should be here tomorrow or monday, i ordered two just in case. Now ive never in my life had to do a drug test so i have no experience whatsoever as to how they work. Can anyone give me some quick tips or tricks to ensure my succesfull entry into the sub club. do they pat you down before the test, will i need to hide this in my neither regions or how does this work. any tips or tricks will be greatly appreciated. thanks in advance everyone :)

You'll find that UA's vary widely.
You go in fill out the paperwork.
They'll usually ask you to empty your pockets. Illegal for them to do a pat down so there should be no searches.
Hand you a cup or ask you to pick one out.
Go to a bathroom where the door should be closed and usually there is blue dye in the toilet and the sink water is turned off.
Put about 2 ounces of what ever you're using in the cup. Usually a temp strip on the side of the cup.
Bring it out and the tech will check off temp OK on paperwork.

Be sure and practice as much as you can with the QF. You might want to pickup a couple more cheap hand warmers just in case.
When you go take your UA if the temp is a little warm just blow on it after you pour it in the cup. If its a little cool, rub your thumb briskly on your clothes and place your thumb on the temp strip for a few seconds.

haha that thumb trick is a good idea, where can i pick up extra heaters for it? also are the heaters re-usable?

I think th eheaters are disposable(the pocket heating ones you break and shake?)
I had to do this once and the chick stood at the door while I did it.

True story,I worked security and Me and my coworkers Smoked alot.and we finished work and my buddy used are company bathroom and when he came out,he came out laughing hysterically.....he told me he saw someones pee cup on the sink,he told me he emptied it out and filled it back up with his piss,and that whoevers it was aint gonna get hired.a few weeks later after we hired a new guard,My boss told me that one of the applicants that he was hoping to get hired,failed his drug test and that the guy was denying it the whole time.
So....Dont leave your cup in the bathroom unless they tell you to.

Heat pads are only for one time use. Quick fix will stay within the temperature range for 2-3 hours was you have it jocked. Good Luck

You can pick up some hand or feet warmers at any sports, hunting, outdoor store. Probably the marts too, (k and wal). Cheap, costing under $2 per warmer.

its been almost two weeks since my test, still smoking every night and passed with flying colors. I must say im kind of stunned at how easy it was :rastasmoke:

Congrat's on your success!!!! After I passed with subbing, it's great to hear other success stories.