Help with substituting

Ok, basically I've been clean for years, and still will be for a
pre-employment test. SO , no issue there. I was in the military for quite a while and once I lock in this job, I want to celebrate a bit with my old friend Mary Jane.
I want advise and techniques to be ready at any time for a random test using subbing with say, quick fix.

The experience I had with random tests were in the millitary where subbing is not really an option, and a previous job, where there is little room for preparation i.e. microwave, or whatever to heat up the sample, or a access to bathroom to place bottle in pants.

At my new job i dont know what it will be like, but aside from walking around with a bottle in my crotch every day of work, does anyone have any ideas.

Just don't smoke until you find out what will go on with your new job. If you are so paranoid just don't smoke and you will have nothing to worry about. It is unbelievable how one positive ua can ruin someone's life.

I know that there are people that have methods for this kind of situation, im not that paranoid, but if i can find a way to beat the system, i will toke, if not, then obviouslly i will just not smoke. Just looking for any methods that people use to be ready for randoms

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Originally Posted by tflogband

and a previous job, where there is little room for preparation i.e. microwave, or whatever to heat up the sample, or a access to bathroom to place bottle in pants.

At my new job i dont know what it will be like, but aside from walking around with a bottle in my crotch every day of work, does anyone have any ideas.

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Ahh, there in lies the rub. How will they do the testing ,will you be told early in the day, will you test on site, off site, will you be stuck in a waiting room (or holding room LOL) till you have to go to the bathroom, etc etc etc. Stay clean and go through the random process until you know what to expect and if subbing is possible on short notice.

The method most people have is using Quick Fix which is stable at room temp and they know that they retrive it from where it is stashed, can warm it up without a microwave in 30 minutes to an hour or so and not have to walk around with a sub all day every day.

thankyou for your input. I will try that, hopefully it dont take forevor for them to do a random. They might not even do them.
So far i signed a consent for a pre employment test, but haven't signed anything for randoms. Maybe when I get the job offer I will have to sign more paperwork.

Your pre-employement UA will tell you a lot about what the randoms will be like. Get some QF and keep it in a pocket along with a heating pad. If you get the call for a random, activate the heat pad and start warming up the QF. Nobody pees on command so you can sit there and drink water while letting the sample heat up.