Man Gets Friend To Shoot Him So He Can Avoid Work

Sheriff's detectives said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

Police: Man Gets Shot to Avoid Work

Feb 29, 10:56 PM (ET)

PASCO, Wash. (AP) - What happened to faking a cough? Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was out jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid an upcoming drug test.

The friend, Kurtis Johnson, of Burbank, has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was booked into the county jail and is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.

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and avoid an upcoming drug test.

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Just think, if he just would have stopped by here he could have avoided the whole thing :)

Damn.... Your're right.... He should have just checked cannacom!! We could have just told him to substitute on his drug test!
Dumb ass!!

Haha EXACTLY!


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I was in the penalty box when this thread was out but, I had to add fluffy's opinion on the whole thing............this guy is halarious, some of his other sketches are frkin gut busters