Well yeah so im really geeked and shit, but cops were on my ass a little earlier tonite but it reminds me of a crazy story from last summer.
So i go up to the gas station (my late night slushee spot) to put some air in my tires, its like 1:00 in the morning, and i just see this cop roll by real slow, i wasnt eyeing him out, but i knew he was looking at me. I had just gotten knocked a few days earlier on some bullshit burglary charges, and i wondered if they knew that (it was an adjacent neighborhood to mine, with different cops). So i get my red and blue slushee and donuts and go to leave, chief a little bowl in the car and get to driving.
I go back in a little neighborhood to pass by my friends house see if hes home, and this cop just comes out of nowhere and just stops and looks at me, and can plainly see my face with his headlights, as i hadnt put the tints on yet. i roll away but he stays on my tail all the way up the street. I made sure to go the speed limit, and stop for a clap at all stop signs, but this fucker is still on my ass when i go out on the main city-dividing road that should take me home. As soon as i enter my city, the other cop breaks off and a local unmarked starts following me. About a minute later, my phone rings and it comes up as restricted, now no one who has this number really has business calling me, so i can safely assume it was the 5-0 (didnt answer it). I kept on driving really good and as soon as i get to my street (my house is off in a cut back in some woods) i turn right and just as the cop is out of my rear view i floor it, hit like 80 with my lights off and turn the corner, no way this cop could have seen me, so i turn the lights back on and head to my house. as soon as i pull in my driveway,
i am trying to get my fucked up door on my car closed and two cops roll up on me and my brother and pull up in my driveway. They shine the spotlight on me and i walk up to the lead and ask "officer what seems to be the problem and why are you intruding on my property at this hour" and he asks me what i was doing when i was driving around. i told him plain and simple that i went to fill up my tires and that i had no idea why he was following me.
i was pretty stoned, but visibly sober to the officer (eye drops ftw) and i told him that i wasnt doing jack shit wrong. i then politely asked him to leave my property unless he was going to place me under arrest, or i would file a grievance with the mayors office (love having a lawyer mom). They both dipped out real quick after that but when i went inside i saw them drive up the street and sit there and they lurked for about another half hour.
I called the office the next morning, and they plainly denied having any units tailing people that night, which leads me to believe that it was just the dipshit detective fucking aroudn with me.
well that was a long story sorry but for all who just skipped down here, have you ever been followed by the police? its a scary feeling, will really get your heart pumping.
