Da DEA gots da illest rhymes, foo!

Thanks to passit420's signature, I found this hilarious link:
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/straight/rap.htm

Here's my attempt:

Messing with drugs, it just ain't cool,
Don't be stupid, don't be no fool!
I'm just kidding, cause I'm on coke,
These DEA fools I'd like to choke.
They just don't get the full effect,
Of these dumb laws they'll soon regret.
No matter if you're black or white,
Just toke a bowl, you'll feel all right.
And no one's died from LSD,
Don't try to feed that shit to me!
If someone wants a little joint,
Arresting them just has no point!
Why do you care if I get high?
It lifts me up when I wanna cry.
So please call off your "war on drugs".
Put down the guns and give us hugs.
It's up to me what drugs I use,
These dumb-ass laws we must refuse!
It ain't your body, it ain't your life,
So please don't cause me any strife.
'Cause I'm in charge of my own health,
So please don't waste the taxpayers' wealth!
The herb don't kill, come on get serious!
Those lies have made you all delirious.
You tell me weed destroys my mind,
But there's no proof that I can find.
The experts say it just ain't true!
It's just a harmless thing to do.
But you don't mind, no you don't care,
Although you should be well aware,
That weed can be a person's friend.
Instead you make us all depend
On criminals to do the work
Of making drugs, you fucking jerks!
And then you try to act hardcore,
But anti-drug rap is crap galore!
Excuse me now, I have to score.
Ran out of weed and must get more,
'Cause weedless days are such a bore,
A sober life? I ask, "what for"?
Let's make a pledge to be DEA-free.
Let's make a difference in our community!

(P.S: I'm not really on coke. I've never even tried it. I just needed to fit it in somehow :) )

did you send it to them, ive been harasing the dea via e-mail recently, not that smart i know but i hate those guys.

Nah, I couldn't find an e-mail address, plus I'm the paranoid type, 'cause paranoia's just good thinking when they're really out to get you.

Screw the DEA. There entire "war against drugs" is pathetic. There only facts they have against cannabis that its dangerous to smoke, which brings the question, why dont they make it legal to eat?


Nice rap btw

amazing rap. very well written and clever!

someone make a fake email addy and SEND THAT SHIT IN!

^ill send it using my real e-mail, hope ermitonto doesnt sue me for copy right shit

Nah, I don't believe in copyrights. The best way to spread your ideas is to let anyone use them.