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SUP ALL MY FORUM FRIENDS!!
HAVE YOU PEOPLE, EVER HEARD OF OTHER PEOPLE, WHO DRANK A VINEGAR IN ORDER TO PASS A TEST? IF SO WRITE SOME FEEDBACK!! :rastasmoke:

OHH AND ANOTHER THING ..MIGHT SOUND KINDA STUPID...BUT THE ONLY STUPID QUESTION IS THE QUESTION THAT'S NOT ASKED!! SO SINCE THC LIKE FLOATS AROUND AND STICKS TO YOUR KIDNEY'S AND BLA BLA WAT IF YOU DRANK LOTS OF WATER AND TAKE SOME EX-LAX BEFORE YOUR TEST WOULD IT CLEAN YOUR THC TOXINS OUT TOO? :wtf:

I guess with your first post. No, drinking vinegar will NOT rid your body of THC. You will likely vomit profusely, with extremely vile vomit- much worse tasting than normal.

Your second question makes me wonder if you passed (or have even taken) high school biology! THC is fat soluble and does not "stick to your kidneys". It's metabolites are stored in fat and are excreted over a long period of time. ( I would suggest that you read every "stickie" in "Drug testing", and anything Fakeboobs rule has posted , and get a real education!)

And "toxin" is another word for "poison"! Nothing about cannabis is "toxic". I've eaten a few joints, under certain circumstances, more than once. Try that with a tobacco cigarette- if you want to get really sick!

Dilution is "iffy"- it depends on how much you toke, your weight and metabolism, time since your last joint, and bit of luck. Ex-lax will not do much except give you a miserable day! You really need to do some reading.

Fakeboobsrule is the expert on "drug testing" at C.com. Perhaps you should ask his help in this matter. He can give you ALL the details! :D - Granny:hippy:

Where to start with you. First of all I delted your response to StormCrow and you need to read the rules again. We don't like rude people around here and on top of that to be rude to Granny is just sinful as she is one of the nicest people here.

Next stop yelling. When you type in all caps, that means you're yelling so please stop it.

As much as we like to help people pass drug tests and beat the man we also like people to help themselves by reading and searching posts instead of having all the info spoonfeed to them.

Granny gave you good advice as the question of vinegar gets asked all the time and is answered all the time. Detox are hit or miss and work mainly by dilution. Ex-lax doesn't work in the kidney it's a laxative not a diuretic. Do an advanced search on post by me on fiber or soluble fiber and learn about that. Think about what you said too, things floating around in your kidney and sticking, does that really sound like it makes much sense. Your kidneys filter your blood and remove THC metabolites and they enter your urine. It's not like your THC metabolites are stored in your kidneys and you can't scrap your kidneys for resin either.

You should just post all your questions in one thread to make things easier. Would have been easier for everytone to answer your questions (and answers) if they were in one place. I might merge some together.

Wait... I read that THC is excreted 20% in your urine and 80% in your feces. Doesn't this mean that taking exlax would speed up the THC detoxification process, like alot? and not just one time maybe for like 5 days:( gross I know, but tell me what I'm missing here.

p.s. I am interested because I am on probation. I usually can get away with smoking in between my UA's but this weekend I went a little overboard and smoked two bowls over friday, saturday, and sunday. I know I will have a UA on the first of the month. so I am looking for some new ways to clean my system faster.