Seeds wont grow!

well basically ive planted every one of my seeds ive gotten, but none of them will even start to sprout, its rather frustrating.
do i have to actually order some seeds?
oh and i water my seeds with bong water thats probably not good for it haha
i plant them in a small pot which has a lemon cypress growing in it.
if they do sprout i will transfer them to their own pots and set up lights etc..
im a horrible gardener so i really do not know anything about growing so any insight into my growing dilemma is greatly appreciated

Hey dude! Peace! Seeds can take weeks or even months to germinate, usually the germination for newer less old seeds is about 24-72 hours, but it can be longer (upto a week).. be patient..

You really must make sure the seeds don't dry out, during early seedling germination a constant amount of water is required to activate them.

BUT BUT! Don't give them too much water;they need oxygen too (imagine your the seed and want to breath oxygen AND drink water and you're set) - at worst your seeds died, but don't throw! You may be surprised yet! :-)


Peace,
Denial