On diversion, questions about using my clean piss from right now so i can smoke.

I'm on diversion and they drugtest me about every week, thing is i really really want to smoke some weed, its been over 2 months >.<. Heres the dealio though, they don't pat me down, they just make me take off my hoodie and ask me to remove things from my pockets if i have anything in them, i piss unsupervised and they don't stand by the door to listen or anything since theres so much noise going on anyway. This is pretty much fail-safe except since the instant tests they use have temperature indications on the side i'll be fucked if my piss isn't warm enough. Will taping my piss filled condom on my thigh or under my balls get it hot enough? I asked my smoking buddy and he said he would just use the hot water to warm his piss up, but i have no clue if they shut off the hot water or not, i'll check next time i get tested.

Please help a brotha out by letting him smoke!:jointsmile:

Picture of tests they use:

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q...n/TestCups.jpg

yes, you can sub, but get QuickFix 4.0, don't use your clean pee from a while ago. Human urine breaksdown in like 48 hours I think (without freezing temps) so chances are the piss you have is no good anymore, unless it was put in your freezer pretty quickly after you took the sample.

Don't fuck around like this though. You are on probation and they have the right to observe you at any time. Don't count on your fake piss getting you through in case on day you have to test someplace different, or the dude follows you into the bathroom... it's just not worth getting fucked by the law for a 1 hour buzz. Trust me.

I'm actually amazed they don't observe you, are you a juvenille or are your charges not that serious?

I have no money because all of it goes to my parents, since they paid for all of my diversion fees. If i do it i'll freeze my piss right after i piss it. I'm on diversion which is a lighter form of probation. We never have to test anywhere different it's always in the same place, they never follow you into the bathroom, worst case i've seen is when one kid had to leave the door open a crack. Well i know thats why i've been contemplating this, and if i do it i'm gonna do my homework on it so i don't get fucked for a stupid reason i should of known. Yea i'm a juvenile and my charges were MIP, parephanellia, and possesion(due to the resin in my pipe), I also had an 8th of kindbud on me but when the officer searched me only found my pipe even though the kb was right next to it.

I'm on the diversion program too, or essentially...... I got a stay of adjudication which results in the same thing, and that gay bitch stares at my cock hard everytime I go in there to pee.

by the way........ it's KINE BUD, not KIND BUD. :D

peace :rastasmoke: