Kitchen B!tch

I love having a minion.. Ive been cooking all the holiday meals, and I have a bit if OCD about my kitchen being clean before I cook. All surfaces including the stove must be clean before as well as the floor and sinks.. so since Ive been cookin, and buying all the food, we voted don, my sisters boyfriend Kitchen B!tch.. everytime I need the kitchen clean, I holler Kitchen B!tch!!! and he shuffles in grumbling but blowed and cleans up the kitchen as needed.. I think its fair.. hes been begging for tamales for four months.. would you mind being My Kitchen B!itch for fabulous food and smoke some exotics?

I'd be your kitchen bitch in a flash! do you cook naked? lol jk

Naa man, think of the splatter.. OUCH!!!! besides I need my brain and hands to make the food.. but afterwards.. hey, im game... hehe