I got a crock pot for Christmas! How do I make Cannabis (olive) oil?

My wife got a crockpot for Christmas. Since she has one and this one is small & cheap, she tossed it in the garage and then it migrated to my office.

I have an 1/8th of mids that's been all ground up and I'd love to make cannabis olive oil. Only I don't know how.

Can anyone please tell me how to make cannabis olive oil with a crock pot? Please be specific like you are explaining this to a retarded 8 year old.

How much oil do I use for an 8th of mids?
How long do I leave it in the crock pot?
What heat setting (low med high) and should I use a thermomiter to maintain a specific heat?

Thanks

yo tony. what up.

remember me.... i made that old guy wisecrack! ;)

anywho.... i have some good news. i can help you.

when you say crockpot..... do you mean like those things they cook soup in? or keep soup warm in?

if the thing you describe as a crock pot is used for cooking..... your going to want to mix the weed and olive oil and cook on as high heat as it takes to heat up the oil and start the weed cooking.

but wait. i just had a good idea.

why dont you just make some special soup? i mean its winter time... everbody is soup crazy... bam. there you go.

but how to go about that.....

well weed takes heat to be released, and to be transfered to soemthing edible it takes alcohol or some fatty oil.

no booze in the soup...... :D so you will have to put major cheese or even olive oil in the soup.

perhaps milk. milk works.

if you do it that way...... i would advise that you make a weed tea bag, so you dont have weed particles in your soup.

unless you chop up the stems really fine, then i guess it would be ok.

the important thing when cooking with weed, is you want to see those stems turn red/brown. maybe cooking soup wont be high enough heat and it might be dissapointment.

if i was you though.... i would take those mids, mix with olive oil, and just cook in a pan on the stove using medium heat. not too much heat, but enough to make the oil sizzle.

then just eat the weed like that or on some food. maybe you could cook the weed like that so you know you got it good, then throw into the crock pot soup.

remember. weed is not water soluable. so it wont dissolve in water, even hot water.

cheese yes. milk yes. olive oil yes. but hot water no.

thats why crock pot soup is a toughie.

i wonder? i wonder if you made soup with cheese and milk, i it would be enough to transfer into the soup. i dont know.

tell me what happens!

As of right now this is what I am doing.

8 oz of unsalted butter
1/8th finly ground bud (nice mids)
1 cup of water

I tossed all of that into the crock pot and set it on low (every receipe I see says low, so) and I am going to let it sit for 9 hours. I am currently on the 3rd hour. At the 9th hour, I will store in the freezer and then separate the butter from the water and HOPE I got good canna-butter.

Tony, you should do fine. FYI, unsalted butter is usually better quality than salted. Tastes better - Granny

Didn't work?

I let it simmer for 8 hours, then drained it in a tall deep glass and set it in the freezer. I let it settle and I scraped the butter from the top (some plant matter stuck to butter, not a problem). I spread it on some toast, nothing. Then I did it again, nothing. About an hour ago I had a nice big chunk and still nothing.

Butter is dark green (not emerald, about lime green) with some ground plant matter attached. Water was rusty brown.

What did I do wrong? This is the third 8th I've ruined this week!

bogoljub strikes again. i been calling out these douchebags who say low heat like its a fucking herpes battle. once i win one battle, bam, returns like a herpes sore.

USE HIGH HEAT. it is very simple.

im telling you as a weed consumer and weed conneseur. how would i get high? the best way possible.

i have eaten weed hundreds of times. i have made weed food to comsume many times.

i dont know what the fuck these weirdos are talking about..... but tonys results speak for themselves dont they?

LOW HEAT DOES NOT WORK. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU SIMMER IT FOR A YEAR.

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scientific mumbojumbo-

it is a fact that thc is released by heat. therfore.... if you only use low heat.... how the fuck is the thc going to be activited?

its not going to. and dissapointment again.

thanks for being honest tony. i tried to prevent the dissapointment and loss of money and weed for nothing.

use high heat. at least high enough to turn the weed from green to brown. thats how i measure it.

it makes you wonder man..... what the fuck is up with the internet. if people ever actually try it, or if they just pass along bad info. dis info really.

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Originally Posted by bogoljub777

bogoljub strikes again. i been calling out these douchebags who say low heat like its a fucking herpes battle. once i win one battle, bam, returns like a herpes sore.

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The funniest thing about all of this is that you clearly donâ??t have â??smartsâ?? to understand that nobody has EVER actually disagreed with you. Obviously your not capable (or willing), to comprehend that there is more than one way to â??bakeâ?? a cake.

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Originally Posted by bogoljub777

i dont know what the fuck these weirdos are talking about.....

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Well thatâ??s the most sensible admission youâ??ve made yet.

Having just read your replies in which you admit you didnâ??t even know for sure what a â??crock potâ?? was, itâ??s not surprising that even simple, available information like temperature charts, and the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius must seem like scientific â??mumbojumboâ?? to you!

It does make me wonder though. Why youâ??ve been so critical, abusive even towards people who are using a method thatâ??s completely beyond your ability to follow or understand.

No wonder you wrote things like:

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Originally Posted by bogoljub777

i think there is more thc in stems then in the flowers.

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Perhaps instead of criticising people who can read, you should think about giving it a try yourself. Comments like the one above do you no favours, if you repeated it in the â??Grow sectionâ?? theyâ??d laugh your dumb ass outta the building.

Learn first â?? then teach!

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Originally Posted by bogoljub777

it is a fact that thc is released by heat. therfore.... if you only use low heat.... how the fuck is the thc going to be activited?

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Here you prove my point, yet again.
You do know (well obviously you donâ??t) that â??releasingâ?? THC and â??activating itâ?? are two different things, right?

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Originally Posted by bogoljub777

what the fuck is up with the internet. if people ever actually try it, or if they just pass along bad info. dis info really.

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Oh the irony. lol :lol5:

Ouch! Dude,This is Your 3rd 8th ruined? Sorry about your lost.I tried making Tea once with weed and it was cool,I just dont have the funds to take a chance on ruining my weed.I would like to make up some Oil.Hope you get yours bro.

ok flameon.... you obviously are either playing some little game or you actually believe your own bullshit.

whatever the case might be..... how are we going to solve this? am i going to have to parade you in front of many people who all tell you that you are wrong? because we can do that.

its the only way to make it impossible for a person to change facts. if facts are already established... its impossible to change the facts or to even wonder about them.

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Originally Posted by bogoljub777

its the only way to make it impossible for a person to change facts. if facts are already established... its impossible to change the facts or to even wonder about them.

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Do you mean facts like this one?

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Originally Posted by bogoljub777

i think there is more thc in stems then in the flowers.

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Learn first - then teach
Ta ta :D