I WAS STONED!!!!

Hey whats yall. Yesterday I was just chillin at home high as fuck. All of a sudden the phone rings. My mom had faxed my resume in the morning for me to cooking company. On the phone was the guy givin me my interview. I nearly shit myself. He's tryin to ask me questions and shit...I'm studdering like a retard. He's tellin me about all these typo's on my resume. One rule....NEVER FIX UP UR RESUME STONED THE NIGHT BEFORE! Anyway after a few minutes of him askin me questions and my dumb ass studderin and sluring. He finally say "ok well ummm.... I'm gunna give u a call back later" I was like ok. He never called back yesterday. I thought for sure I didn't get the job. Until I got a call this mornin from him say that he wants to do an interview tomorrow at 9a.m. Finally someone calls me back!

Keep ur fingers crossed and maybe I'll get this job so I'm not a bumb my whole life.

Cronton83

Ok I got no need to freek out now. I got a call back today after my interview this morning. I got the job so now I can buy more crontons.... sick!

Cronton83

nice one m8!

whatch out.. they might drugtest u lol

sweet man.. I hat talkin on the phone stoned.. especially pickin it up randomly (and the front door... oboy.. )

Ha ha... talking on the phone stoned to a stranger is horrible!

I'd probably be so confused as to what the hell they were saying. I wouldn't be able to talk to them if i was stoned. I would be out of it a hella lot.

good luck getting the job