the bastards shot Santa's 'sleigh' down !!!

just in from Fox News:

Santa Claus Shot Down In Rio

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A chopper carrying Santa Claus was shot down over the Nova Mare slum in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on Sunday, according to a Reuters report. It was en route to a children's party when it was fired on from below.

No one was hurt, according to the Reuters report.

Rio's Nova Mare section, one of the city's 700-plus slums, is an area know for rampant drug trafficking. Police do not patrol these areas regularly but rather raid them from time-to-time with armored vehicles or helicopters. Brazilian authorities say the shooting was likely a case of mistaken identity.

The brave Santa later returned to the Nova Mare region â?? this time by car â?? to distribute the gifts.

I wonder if the Federal Government can convince the American People that Santa's farts are causing global warming.

Santa stole my cookie jar with all my cookies in it the last time he visited my house. The bastard knew I didn't leave it for him but he took it anyway

distribute "gifts" huh? mistaken identity MY ASS!!! ;)