Much Needed Help (I would love you all forever)

I want to make my first bong since I started reading how much you guys like them, and I think this sobe* LizardLava bottle is perfect.. 20fl oz, very strongely shaped..


I need some advice on what to use for the pieces, and how to make it hit hard as hell!!! and soft too! and i want it to be kind of fancy-funny yea


Also i just got onto a hookup for halves for 50 cuz i play so much golf with him (what we call de-la-hoya weed)

night night

i don't know if "de-la-hoya" weed, is it mexican?(shwag, mids, etc.) or does that stand for some killer (knock you on your ass like oscar)weed.
anyways, just be creative with your bong, use your own unique style, that way you will enjoy it that much more. you could always go and buy pieces for the bong at say a head shop if you want to be really fancy, but i personally(before i acquired me a little glass bong thats been through a lot)(maybe ill post the glass bong lifelong journey to my hands some time)oh yea, i would just use stuff around the house cause it doesn't cost a thing(like j lo's lovn)psssshhhhhhhhh my friend youst to stick stickers to cover the whole bong, to each my own or somehtin

just read all the threads on this sight on how to make one, theres probably dozens.

in my experience no matter how much i try and perfect it...i just can't seem to make a 20 oz. work to my usually high standards (if it don't hit too hard for me to take in alll the smoke then it ain't worth my time)

dudei was making bongs with like pop cans and straws and shit iand i decided i need to ame one ot take out
so i did
and it was soooo badass and it sitll wokrs
its a visine bottle and i cut out the bgottomw and used a bottle cap of an ibc rootbeer and cut out the rubnber and poked holes andf i ppunched a carbg hole and used a pen tube but i didnt liek the end so i amde a oluthpiece
its so abdass i used the top a visine botytlke and i cut off the end but it fits so nice to your lips i love im my mom took my old bowl away and i loved her her name was timbucktu
sorry for the sloppy typign im drunk
im not smoking till the 28th im tkaign a brreajk
bye, billy