anyone love it? when your sober, or intoxicated, it rocks
i just finished watching a comedian on comedy central, one of his bits went somethin like this
"acid really opend my eyes....i mean...acid realy opend my eyes....i realized that butter is so much better than margerine....yeah...acid...i eusd to see things when i was on acid...like beams of light...and i also uesd to hear things...that sounded like car horns...
so one time me and my friend dwayne went into the woods to trip while on acid, because your less likley to run into an authority figure...well...we didnt run into an authority figure, we ran into a bear....im sitting here pissing myself....and my friend dwayne is standing there with his hand in the air making an oath to prevent forest fires...
so were walking out of the forest and dwayne puts his arm around me and says "mitchell....smokey is much more intimidating in person"...
...i tired to use that joke in england but i didnt know if they knew who smokey the bear was...so i asked the audiance...and i found out they have some sort of frog as the mascot for forest fire prevention...which i think is a great idea....because a frog is much less intimidating than a bear...i mean...you never say "hey look....here comes that frog..." in a horrifyed tone...you always say it all optimisticly...like "hey...look at that frog....hes coming towards me...maybe he'll settle near me...and i can pet him...and put him in a mayonaise jar...with a leaf...and a stick...to make it like what hes uesd to...."
lol, and the guy was obviously fucked up beyond belief....
and he looked like johnny depp as "george jung" in blow
