How i named my bong.

this is so cool, i just got my new glass bong in the mail, and it is insane. anyway i had a friend over and we decided to test it out on some salvia 20x. as you can see in the pic below, it has a cool design on the chamber. anyway, i took my one monsterous hit, and just sank into my chair. my sitter grabbed the bong away from me before i dropped it, and then shit got cool.
i looked up at my bong which my friend had put on the floor a few feet away from me. the design on the chamber, which looks kind of like a spider, transformed into medusas head. i yelled "holy shit, its medusa, were all gonna become stone, fucking run man." my friend started laughing really hard and i got it in my head that he was medusa's boyfriend, and he had plotted this whole thing against me. then i realized i could move, so i assumed i had just been turned to stone. i started screaming "fuck you medusa, you uglyt ass bitch" and a bunch of other stuff. my friend was still laughing. when i finally came down we both had a laugh about my terrifying experience, and we decided the bong should be named medusa. i think thats how all bongs should be named, any of you got some stories of how you named your pieces?

hahaha nice story. salvia is grrrreat :)
kid tested, stoner approved!

killer bong man, My bong's name is Gary, theres a pic of him and me in my profile pic...

killer bong man, My bong's name is Gary, theres a pic of him and me in my profile pic... My chick name he when we were high, She was all like, He looks like a "Gary" to me, its not a very good story but the name stuck

awful story in fact.

^^agreed

i third that

man I named mine "smoke vase". yeah it really is an uncreative name. It is really just stating what it is. I smoked it once without the water in it, so the name clicked.

my favorite name of a pipe is when I called a cool pipe I got "There's an asteroid in outer space with a snake" excellent name if I can say so.

^^Quadruple that, lol.

i eqadruople that if that exsists!

my bong is called Bong Jovi! :D after Peter Mandeltoe - SARACASM lol