When I call to get weed

When I call a weed dealer on the phone I don't say:"I want to order". I tell the dealer I want to see you because your voice can be monitored. I know another who call his weed dealer in a weird way. Instead of asking for pot on the phone he tells him my car doesn't start, I have a flat on my tire, the engine blow up. I talked about this guy to another drug dealer. I asked him if somebody tells him on the phone my car doesn't start instead of asking for pot. The dealer asked what I talked about and I talked about a woman drug dealer called Melanie and he said:"You can say anything, Melanie come in the shower". When he said I was laughing aloud.

i jsut say can I get a gram.

yea i was just thinkin that, unless i want to live dangerously and get a quap lol

"Got anything?"
"Yeah."
"Alright, I got 200"
"Alright, come over."