help/advice. drug test today. have whizzanator

Alright so I have a test today on monday. I had one on friday and passed with the whizzanator but i dont know how he didnt catch me. really. there was air bubbles or something in it so when i started pissing it made a loud ass blowing noise and sprayed urine all over the floor and splashed in the toilet then became a single stream... luckily my po always has his back turned but i know he had to be suspicious. needless to say he didnt turn around and i passed. there was just a long deadly silence. now its monday and im called again. i missed 2 UA's in the past but im thinking about skipping. Reason being, i have a 3 week leave to go home for christmas coming up this wknd. plenty of time to get cleaned out. im just worried he might do something this time if i miss like cancel my leave or come to my house. im not really really worried because this is finals week for us and i can avoid him all week and say i lost my phone or something and i had study groups. being a kid in college gets you a lot of leeway especially when your cool with the po. dude gives me a lot of chances. another option is dilution. i smoked last week though. uhm it seems like i should just use the whizzanator again but dam that was a close call. i could probly use it right this time especially with his back always turned. i dont want to use it though because last time i used a friends piss this time i have to use synthetic. any suggestions?

an yeah if your wondering about how i am going to dillute today yeah im not my po is cool with me so if i miss today i can go tommorow and tell him i was busy. i can get all the stuff like the vitamins and have a full day to dillute. i smoked a lot though. it was last week on wednesday. could be a lab or instant he switches it up. mostly labs

yea synthetic pee is the same as subbing just get quick fix and READ INSTRUCTIONS ive never heard this happend b4 with this product good luck tho. dont risk dilluting for probation tests

If you're having problems with the whizzinator I think I'd do the stall tactics for 3 weeks and do the dillute route. Pickup some cheap test strips to test yourself to make sure you're clean.If not back to the whizzinator and try to figure out whats going wrong.

yeah i think i can get the whizzanator to work without suspicion with my po's back turned. sounds easy right. i think it was just air bubbles i got in the pouch. i got the pee from a little kid an he didnt give me that much so the syringe probly got a lot of air or something. i will still probly stall this time though.. still thinking.. cant miss many more UA's u know. at the same time im not planning on getting locked up before christmas. appreciate the comments.

If you're going to use the whizzinator I'd pick up some synthetic urine. I don't know about you but I would be a little uncomfortable about collecting piss from a kid.:wtf:

haha yeah i was kind of desperate. i do have synthetic urine i just wanted real urine i heard some synthetics are detectable.

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Originally Posted by dro22193

haha yeah i was kind of desperate. i do have synthetic urine i just wanted real urine i heard some synthetics are detectable.

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Where did you "hear" that some synthetics are detectable? I'm considering using something similar but certaintly don't want it to be detected.

I have a similiar setup and it mentions in the directions to try to remove as much air as possible before you close up the unit. In my practice phase, I fill, and then press on the bag while holding the hose (or in you case, fake penis) up in the air while pressing. This allows the air to get to the top, and the water stays at the bottom. Once all the air is out and a tiny bit of water squirts out, I re-seal the hose (penis nozzle) and button eveything up.

hehe...can you imagine someone, with no clue, walking into the bathroom and seeing you holding half a penis, with a tube attached up in the air? Just makes me laugh...

Why not practice with the whizzinator with plain water to see why it did what it did? Then you can make sure it doesn't do it again when you're giving the sample.