Man cuts off his own penis in restaurant

What the fuck?:wtf:

BBC NEWS | UK | England | London | Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Uh.. wow.

The food must have been of a poor quality.

LOL
why would anyone do this?

Poor bastard, was likely out of his gourd - he is probably quite ill.

Maybe he was trying to repent for his earlier years as a chav!

I don't even have a pee-pee and that makes me ache.

Horrible stuff.

I think it's funny......

Best headline, ever.