Best Time You Ever Had Smoking?

Post your all time favorite times smoking

Ill start:

My friend Mike came over to my place to smoke at about 7pm. We headed down stairs and sparked a few bongs. We were just starting to get high when Mike stumbled upon my fog machine that i completely forgot about. We turned it on and it slowly but surely started to fog the place up. Now my basement has no window, no doors really...so the fog has no place to go but up. We keep smoking till we are basically ripped. We can no longer tell what is smoke and what is fog. The fog machine roars on. 45 minutes pass since we started the machine. The basement is completely fogged. We cant see a thing. Now when i say we cant see a thing, i mean when i reached my hand out, i couldnt see past my elbow. Me and Mike blazed as fuck stumble our way to the pool table and "attempt" to play a game. that lasted the whole one shot that we could see the balls, and then we just quit.

I start talking to Mike but i get no answer...I keep yelling out his name when i feel a whack hit my leg. He was crawling around on the floor attacking me. We beat the shit out of each other till be grew tired. We turn the machine off and head upstairs. Well i guess we totally forgot about vents and what not, cause the upstairs was almost as bad as the basement. We open some windows and head out the door for some fresh air. Mike brings 2 blunts and we walk, talk and smoke our way down some streets. We finish just as we get back to my place.

Feeling like going for a ride, we jump in my car and head off. We turn down some side streets, sliding on the ice, when i see it. This huge jesus manger set up, all lit up glowing from a front yard. We park in front of the house, and i tell Mike to go out and get something from the manger. He gets out and starts to rip baby jesus up and out. he gets back to the car, hands me jesus and we drive off. Hes holding his wrist and says he cut himself. What happened was the light bulb inside jesus has a metal clip on it so when he tugged the metal tore into his wrist. When he shows me the cut, blood is pouring from it, and it looks bad. He refuses to do anything about it till we get near a wegmans and tell him to go inside and get a bandaid. We get to the customer service desk and wait in line. Mike showing no discomfort, but holding his wrist. We walk up, high as shit, and this lady deff knows. We ask for a bandaid and shes heads in back and comes out. She asks to see the cut.

SOON as she see it she shouts, OMG your gonna need stitches for it. Ill never forget Mikes reaction. calm as calm can be he says "no, no, no...i just need a bandaid". Shes hesitent but starts to put it on....the blood soaks the bandaids soon as they are applied. We walk out Mike holding his bloody bandaids on his wrist. After forever i finally convinse him to head home and show is mom his cut. He get inside, and shows his mom, she doesnt even flintch. She just says wrap it. For god only knows why, Mike desides to wrap his wrist....WITH ELECTICAL TAPE.....he wraps his wound extensively. blood still dripping from the sides, but suprisingly alot better then it was before.

We meet up with some friends...blaze once more in the car, and then toss a football around. I found out then why mike didnt want any real help with his cut. He doesnt have health insurance. Everyone laughing at his cut, and so does he. I grab baby jesus, grab a marker. I wanted a collectors item, so i had mike sign, baby jesus's ass. I still have jesus to this day..still bloodied, and signed from that unforgetable night. Eventually Jesus became a one time steam roller....but thats another story