I NEED A NO BULLSHIT ASSESMENT - HAIR TEST

So I have been reading all the threads and there seems to be alot that goes into passing one of these test. Even more confusing are the do this and that, but not this, or you could try this but not too much type of things..

I just want a no bullshit assesment of what I should from step 1 - 10. With product names, how much and how often before the test. Im a light smoker at 3 tokes a day for the past month.

If I pass it will be for 70k/year, I gurantee someone a nice christmas gift, you can believe that.

Hey,
Check out my thread I need to pass a hair test in 12 days...it has pretty much everything you need to do.

basically...
dont smoke any more...
step 1 bleach your hair wash it out with ultra clear made by zydot...do that process up to 3x then along the way you may want to do the mac method as well...which is a mix of vinegar with clean and clear astringent orange bottle...it has 2% salcylic acid...rub it in for 8-10 minutes wash it out with tide laundry detergent. you probably want to buy some aloe rid by nexxus to use as well...dont condition your hair

the day of the test mac your hair then zydot your hair 2x as reccomended on the package..this is my plan. I only did 1 bleaching because I have already met with the company and they know my hair color so i cant afford to have the salon redye my hair again. I needed a perfect match because my employers know what my hair looks like.

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Originally Posted by derek1

So I have been reading all the threads and there seems to be alot that goes into passing one of these test. Even more confusing are the do this and that, but not this, or you could try this but not too much type of things..

I just want a no bullshit assesment of what I should from step 1 - 10. With product names, how much and how often before the test. Im a light smoker at 3 tokes a day for the past month.

If I pass it will be for 70k/year, I gurantee someone a nice christmas gift, you can believe that.

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Different levels of use require different levels of treatment.

How many times have you smoked pot in the last 90 days?

What is your hair color and type?

Hair testing is increasing in popularity, but it is still prohibitively expensive. Wholesale on a hair test is about $79 per test. Unfortunately, nothing works to fool a hair test. They can only use 1.5" (They CAN use more, but cannibinoids break down in the hair a little after 90 days, so long hair is NOT a "timeline". It's just long hair). Shaving your head also won't work, they'll just find it somewhere else (Pubic, chest, back, anywhere really) and they will also make a note that your head was recently shaved. The cannibinoids are stored WITHIN the hair folicle, so those "cleansing" shampoos are total bullshit also. Like I said, save your money,

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Originally Posted by primoD

Hair testing is increasing in popularity, but it is still prohibitively expensive. Wholesale on a hair test is about $79 per test. Unfortunately, nothing works to fool a hair test. They can only use 1.5" (They CAN use more, but cannibinoids break down in the hair a little after 90 days, so long hair is NOT a "timeline". It's just long hair). Shaving your head also won't work, they'll just find it somewhere else (Pubic, chest, back, anywhere really) and they will also make a note that your head was recently shaved. The cannibinoids are stored WITHIN the hair folicle, so those "cleansing" shampoos are total bullshit also. Like I said, save your money,

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You are wrong. There are methods proven to work over 90% of the time.

THC metabolites are stored in the cortex, not the follicle. The cuticle has to be opened, then the metabolites can usually be cleaned.

Zydot shampoo alone has been proven to reduce with one use to reduce THC metabolites over 45% in heavy users. Bleaching and redying has been proven to reduce levels over 40% with one treatment. Multi combined treatments treatments can allow most to pass.

I was a 30 year chronic, and I passed with about thirty days clean, and two bleach and redyes combined with Zydot and Toxin Wash. I have coached many others to pass as well.

Boobs will confirm my bona fides.

Jerry G

My hair color is brownm, I havent smoked in 1 week and before I was smoking probably 2 bowls of dank every other day.

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Originally Posted by Jerry G

You are wrong. There are methods proven to work over 90% of the time.

THC metabolites are stored in the cortex, not the follicle. The cuticle has to be opened, then the metabolites can usually be cleaned.

Zydot shampoo alone has been proven to reduce with one use to reduce THC metabolites over 45% in heavy users. Bleaching and redying has been proven to reduce levels over 40% with one treatment. Multi combined treatments treatments can allow most to pass.

I was a 30 year chronic, and I passed with about thirty days clean, and two bleach and redyes combined with Zydot and Toxin Wash. I have coached many others to pass as well.

Boobs will confirm my bona fides.

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Yeah Primo, Jerry G is right and you are wrong. I understand you are new here and just trying to help Primo but your information isn't completely accurate and we need solid accurate information here in this forum because people's jobs, freedom, or children may depend on the results of drug tests.

Primo's advice is inaccurate when he says the hair test can't be beaten. It can be beaten but the success rate isn't as high as say with urine substitution. Jerry G says it is about 90% but I would say more like 80-90%. Also, I don't know why the term follicle is used so much when people say hair testing but it isn't about the follicle as much as it is about the hair shaft, cortex, and cuticle.


Derek, when is your test? How long is your hair (I don't think I saw that or if it was curly or thick or thin or straight etc)? Start with the mac method daily(do an advanced search for posts by me in the drug testing forum using the term laundry) and it is in a post there. After about 10 days clean, bleach and recolor your hair. It would be better if you could do it at day 14 if you have enough time. Buy some Zydot for hair.

Thanks for your posts fake and jerry - Our futures depend on what is being discussed at this very moment. I just want to give ya fellers a great big hug. :)


The test would be in a few weeks from now, I have short hair - 1 - 2 inches and it was pretty thick but has been thinning out for a couple years, not at a rediculous rate but it is somewhat noticable.

SO, I will indeed check out the mac method (daily) and bleach my hair a few days before the test with all zydot and tide products included.

Im not very clear on the timeline on which such events should happen. Is it mandatory that the bleach, redye, zydot and toxic wash be done the day of the test? Or can it be done 1 week prior and then 2 days before the test? The way I think it, once its done its done. No need to do it the day of the test... I would like some more insight on this.

Will take a look at your posts fake "laundry".. Thanks