My white rhino plant is growing red balls?!

I bought some seeds of a guy in town for £30. I got 10 feminised white rhino seeds and they sprouted fine but now they are 3 weeks into flowering and when I woke up they had these?!

Please help :(

Is this supposed to be a joke ? I don't think these "red balls" just pop-up in the night, nice try to catch some stoners over here...

I'm afraid to have to tell you this but your plant is growing tomatoes :D

That's because you've got its jock strap clinched down too tight. Shit, son, loosen that thing up a bit.

Hehehe good to see nobody had a sense of humour failure. :D

I'm actually growing White Label White Skunk and its going very well. 7 plants are have been above soil for 10 days, 1 for 7 days and 2 for three days. I am using two 20 watt fluorescent tubes until I raise enough money to buy a 400 watt HID (blue spectrum). I am using a 60/20/20 mix of soil/perlite/vermiculite and I have only had to water them twice since sprouting. However I was wondering.... a few of the leaves are slightly curled down at the edges and some have slightly darker patches of green. I was wondering if anyone had any ideas of what it could be? (PS I dont have a camera but will get one in the next few days)

Thanks.

If those sacks pop.....you got enough pollen in them monsters to pollinate the state of Kansas.

Dark patches on leaves on that strain of plant are associated with Calcium deficiency (treat with calmag or risk blossom end rot), exposure to near-frost nighttime lows, assorted tomato diseases, and a determinate strain which has set and ripened fruit and is now ready to die.
In your case, treat any Ca def with a foliar of breast milk from a mermaid who has been eating nothing but a strict diet of calcium-rich coral animals and acidophyllum nodosum (same species of sea kelp that fertilizers are made from).

awsome, is like the tobacco tomato in that simpsons episode!