how i quit 3days in advance and PASSED!
ok so i got this job opportunity friday afternoon and i wanted it of course. anyway, the lady told me i was gonna have to submit a drug test ASAP and since i had smoked thursday night, i had to stop and think about what the hell i was going to do haha. i can laugh about it now but it is no laughing matter beforehand. i told her i had things to do after work (i got off at 3:30 so they were prolly still open til 5) so i could avoid the test that day. having that said, i had to take the test monday, 3 days later.
as soon as i got home friday, i drove to the local head shop and checked out their detoxify drinks and i purchased one XXTRA READY detox drink. while paying i thought, "maybe if i drink one each day before the test, it will help speed up the process of cleansing my body" so i bought 2 more. the 2 others were the small READY CLEAN bottles. i drank 1 as soon as i got home and followed the instructions, which consisted of drinking consistent amounts of water and urinating frequently. so i did that all friday night.
saturday came and i did not take the other bc i wanted to conserve the other small bottle for sunday. i drank 16oz of water every 30-60mins. i kept urinating like it was my job of course and i could feel my body getting cleaner as time went on. i got drunk saturday night too cuz i thought pumping alcohol thru my system would help somewhat and i know alcohol does not stay in your system for that long either. i had 7 or 8 dark beers and chugged some water before bed.
sunday morning came and i drank the 2nd and last small READY CLEAN bottle. did everything the same as friday night but i also purchased these READY CLEAN pills that are supposed to speed up your metabolism or some shit like that. the guy told me it would help speed up the process so i forked over the cash immediately, this was friday when i bought the 3 drinks. it came with 6 pills. i took 2 at 6pm, sunday night. 2 more at 8pm and the last 2 at 10pm, the time i got in bed for sleep. just so you know, i am 5'5 and 135lbs and the drinks made me take ridiculous craps lol. they were disgusting but part of the process. i knew i was going in the right direction but i had only stopped 2 days ago.
ok, so i woke up monday at 8am, called the people to find out when i had to come in for this stuff and they said 12pm. well around 9am i drink the big bottle of XXTRA CLEAN and refill it 15mins later and chug. i do this only 2 more times bc i do not want my urine looking like straight water and i can also see that my urine is light green/yellow when i urinate before leaving, so common sense tells me thats good? lol i dunno but yea. so at 11:15, im on the road and have a 20oz bottle of water to sip on during the drive. i get their n fill out forms n what not, then i am told to drive to another place where i will submit my urine sample. it was only 10mins away so i knew it was cool cuz the drink is supposed to take effect after 1hr (10am) and last up to 5hrs. i got their and urinated in a cup like i was told. the first half of my urination went into the toilet then i scooped the cup under myself halfway thru n got the 2nd half of my urination into the cup. i dont know why i did it like that but it just felt right. i set the cup down and went to wash my hands. by the time i came back the results were in bc it was a quick test. the guy said "alright, you passed" and i was ecstatic but didnt want to show it until i left lol. i got into my car and had the biggest smirk ever. i had done it. i am a monster.
i hope this can be useful to others in the future. maybe you dont have to drink the other drinks days in advance but i wanted to play it safe and i also had the money to do so. these drinks are not cheap at all. thanks
how i quit 3days in advance and PASSED!
Congrats but that would NEVER work for me. I've been smoking for too long and too much.
how i quit 3days in advance and PASSED!
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saturday came and i did not take the other bc i wanted to conserve the other small bottle for sunday. i drank 16oz of water every 30-60mins. i kept urinating like it was my job of course and i could feel my body getting cleaner as time went on.
Just because you felt cleaner doesn't mean you got rid of THC metabolites more quickly. Trust me, water doesn't change GFR. The fiber did help though a little. More on the fiber in a minute.
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and the drinks made me take ridiculous craps lol. they were disgusting but part of the process.
See, that's the fiber I was talking about.
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ok, so i woke up monday at 8am, called the people to find out when i had to come in for this stuff and they said 12pm. well around 9am i drink the big bottle of XXTRA CLEAN and refill it 15mins later and chug. i do this only 2 more times bc i do not want my urine looking like straight water and i can also see that my urine is light green/yellow when i urinate before leaving, so common sense tells me thats good? lol i dunno but yea. so at 11:15, im on the road and have a 20oz bottle of water to sip on during the drive. i get their n fill out forms n what not, then i am told to drive to another place where i will submit my urine sample. it was only 10mins away so i knew it was cool cuz the drink is supposed to take effect after 1hr (10am) and last up to 5hrs. i got their and urinated in a cup like i was told. the first half of my urination went into the toilet then i scooped the cup under myself halfway thru n got the 2nd half of my urination into the cup. i dont know why i did it like that but it just felt right. i set the cup down and went to wash my hands. by the time i came back the results were in bc it was a quick test. the guy said "alright, you passed" and i was ecstatic but didnt want to show it until i left lol. i got into my car and had the biggest smirk ever. i had done it. i am a monster.
i hope this can be useful to others in the future. maybe you dont have to drink the other drinks days in advance but i wanted to play it safe and i also had the money to do so. these drinks are not cheap at all. thanks
So how much water and drink did you end up drinking that morning? Looks like A LOT. Also, you had an easy dipstick instant test. There's a good chance you would have gotten a dilute on a lab test.
So, what you did was an expensive form of the dilution method with the addition of fiber. You could have saved yourself a bunch of money by following the dilution sticky and adding fiber in the form of a bottle of metamucil or just subbed and saved yourself a lot of trouble. Good job passing but in the future there are easier, cheaper ways to pass! :thumbsup:
how i quit 3days in advance and PASSED!
i already described my preparation and i shouldve mentioned that i didnt know what kind of test i was going to be taking. i had known of the job offer since tuesday, same week of the conversation with the lady. i panicked in the heat of the moment also, who wouldnt? for some reason i didnt expect a test either bc im dumb like that lol and i came to the internet for help like many others. i spent some money but im already the type to waste money on trees.
thanks for the reply. your scientific facts will be useful in the future should i be slapped in the face with another screening.
how i quit 3days in advance and PASSED!
as for Herbs529, i smoke like a chimney too so i dont know what youre talking about unless you have a different test. i was and am blessed today but its back to normal life tomorrow as far as im concerned. GL to you though.
how i quit 3days in advance and PASSED!
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Congrats but that would NEVER work for me. I've been smoking for too long and too much.
Everybodies metabolism is different. I have a neighbor that gets random DOT tests and passes everyone without any prep at all. He smokes at least once everyday.
It has been reported that a person that was obese took over 100 days to test clean.
